Mr. U-be-U's definitions

NSFF

Short for:
1. Not Safe For Fucking
2. Not Sufficient Funds for Fucking

1. That bitch is NSFF
2. Mr Dick had NSFF so he settled for a BJ

by Mr. U-be-U January 10, 2009

DEAD

Hexadecimal digits D, E, A, and D. Some programmers set 16-bit chunks in computer data mem to DEAD at boot-up, before apps are started.

While debugging that fuckhead's program, I dumped memory and it displayed all DEAD. I knew right then his mem pointer was all fucked up.

by Mr. U-be-U January 10, 2009

farticulty

1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts

1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Fartricide

act of committing fratricide by farting; fartricidal

The little farty-pant had dreams of fartricide at an early age. This tragedy was bound to happen :-(

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

farshit

Unintentional escape of shit while passing gas. Typically occurs while trying to fart at early stage of diarrhea.

Man, I farshitted my pants again! sooo embarrasing...

by Mr. U-be-U May 19, 2008

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008