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CrabApple 

Juandre is such a freaking crabapple today. Stop being a crabapple Juandre.
CrabApple by FiddlyFingers55 May 22, 2018

crabapple 

1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.
Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.
crabapple by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013

Crabapple 

What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.
Crabapple by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Crabapple 

A short man with a hung penis
Dauym, tyler may not be a crabapple but his penis is huge.
Crabapple by Wordsmitasta May 21, 2021

Crabapple Nipples 

When the bumps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple
Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"
Crabapple Nipples by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

Crabapple tree

A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.

See also: crabapple
I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.
Crabapple tree by vodka martini November 11, 2005