MpegEVIL's definitions
A type of prank in which you call some important organization (ex. CIA, FBI, 911) and give the phone to someone else.
by MpegEVIL May 14, 2011
Get the Dialagemug. by MpegEVIL June 21, 2011
Get the Leftover Puddingmug. When one who is inexperienced and/or not completely fit for the task at hand is given a chance to try it without assistance from a more experienced person, they are being given their deserved third string solo.
Phil: I'll be away Friday, so the intern will have to finish the project proposal.
Clyde: But he's only an intern! Shouldn't George help him with it?
Phil: Oh, relax, he deserves a third string solo.
Clyde: But he's only an intern! Shouldn't George help him with it?
Phil: Oh, relax, he deserves a third string solo.
by MpegEVIL June 11, 2011
Get the Deserves A Third String Solomug. by MpegEVIL May 14, 2011
Get the Dizembuutmug. A large segmented snake made out of rock.
Plamphs usually live underground.
Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.
Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.
Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.
Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.
Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.
There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).
Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.
Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.
Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.
Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.
Plamphs usually live underground.
Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.
Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.
Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.
Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.
Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.
There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).
Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.
Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.
Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.
Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.
I saw a plamph in my backyard. It tok a bite out of my porch and burrowed back underground to join its herd.
by MpegEVIL July 17, 2011
Get the Plamphmug. Teacher: And this one represents victory.
Scootaloo: Woah! How cool would it be to have that as a cutie mark?
Applebloom: Yeah, if you were actually victoryful at something.
Scootaloo: Woah! How cool would it be to have that as a cutie mark?
Applebloom: Yeah, if you were actually victoryful at something.
by MpegEVIL September 20, 2011
Get the Victoryfulmug. Phil: Hey! There you goed! I've been looking all over for you!
Clyde: Actually, "goed" is ungrammarable. You probably meant to say "went" or "are."
Clyde: Actually, "goed" is ungrammarable. You probably meant to say "went" or "are."
by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011
Get the Ungrammarablemug.