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Victoryful

1. Of accomplishing great victory
2. Adj. describing one with a cutie mark of the victory statue.
Teacher: And this one represents victory.
Scootaloo: Woah! How cool would it be to have that as a cutie mark?
Applebloom: Yeah, if you were actually victoryful at something.
by MpegEVIL September 20, 2011
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Dizembuut

(verb) Unplug a computer so as not to download a virus.
Phil: I had to dizembuut last night.
Clyde: Did it work? Is your computer still safe?
by MpegEVIL May 14, 2011
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Plamph

A large segmented snake made out of rock.

Plamphs usually live underground.

Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.

Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.

Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.

Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.

Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.

There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).

Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.

Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.

Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.

Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.
I saw a plamph in my backyard. It tok a bite out of my porch and burrowed back underground to join its herd.
by MpegEVIL July 17, 2011
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High Quality Audio

A conversation shared by two or more really brilliant people that no one around is smart enough to understand.
Phil: George and Bill are talking about like calculus or something.

Clyde: Yeah, that sure is some High Quality Audio.
by MpegEVIL June 8, 2011
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Pishwang

A sudden inconvenience.
I'd keep you for detention, but I wouldn't want to put a pishwang like that in your afternoon.
by MpegEVIL May 27, 2011
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Filanky

Clyde, you were the one that spilled the glass and started this whole filanky!
by MpegEVIL May 28, 2011
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Deserves A Third String Solo

When one who is inexperienced and/or not completely fit for the task at hand is given a chance to try it without assistance from a more experienced person, they are being given their deserved third string solo.
Phil: I'll be away Friday, so the intern will have to finish the project proposal.

Clyde: But he's only an intern! Shouldn't George help him with it?

Phil: Oh, relax, he deserves a third string solo.
by MpegEVIL June 11, 2011
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