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Definitions by MpegEVIL

Turning Into A Tree 

When you're playing a game and there's some glitch that makes you die twice on the same life (ie. You get shot and fall off a cliff, two people shoot you at the exact same time).
Phil: Ha! Clyde, I shot you!
George: No, I shot him!
Clyde: I'm turning into a tree here!

MP4 Player 

Someone or something acting way cooler than they really are.
Example 1:
Nerdy Kid: Yo, what's up, I'm cool now!
Phil: No you're not, you're just an MP4 Player.

Example 2:
Salesman: BUY OXI CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: Oxi Clean is such an MP4 Player.
MP4 Player by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011

Deserves A Third String Solo 

When one who is inexperienced and/or not completely fit for the task at hand is given a chance to try it without assistance from a more experienced person, they are being given their deserved third string solo.
Phil: I'll be away Friday, so the intern will have to finish the project proposal.

Clyde: But he's only an intern! Shouldn't George help him with it?

Phil: Oh, relax, he deserves a third string solo.

High Quality Audio 

A conversation shared by two or more really brilliant people that no one around is smart enough to understand.
Phil: George and Bill are talking about like calculus or something.

Clyde: Yeah, that sure is some High Quality Audio.

Subperior 

Someone who gets along in life by thinking that they're better than everyone else.
Phil: Look at George, he thinks he's so cool.
Clyde: I know, he's such a subperior.
Subperior by MpegEVIL June 8, 2011

Crumple Your Donkey 

Phil: Yay! Tacos for lunch today!
Clyde: I'd hate to crumple your donkey, but they changed today's lunch to creamed spinach.
Clyde, you were the one that spilled the glass and started this whole filanky!
Filanky by MpegEVIL May 28, 2011