MpegEVIL's definitions

Quace

1. A word you say when somebody asks for a noun or verb and you want to be annoying.

2. A mythical square fruit (square + quince).

3. A word that can mean almost anything in almost any case.

1. Clyde: Okay, I need a noun.
Phil: Ummm...quace.
Clyde: Quace?
Phil: Sorry.

2. Phil: I'm hungry.
Clyde: Me too. I could really go for a quace.

3. Clyde: Hey Phil, could I borrow a pencil?
Phil: Quace.

by MpegEVIL August 7, 2011

Doot

A hidden link in a webpage leading only to a page saying "Congrats to you, you found this link!" found only by people who actually try to.

Phil: I found this random link on a webpage and clicked on it, only to have it say "You have found it!"

Clyde: Woah! You found a doot? No way!

by MpegEVIL May 19, 2011

Dizembuut

(verb) Unplug a computer so as not to download a virus.

Phil: I had to dizembuut last night.
Clyde: Did it work? Is your computer still safe?

by MpegEVIL May 14, 2011

Scrumble

(Noun) A mushy substance found in the drain cover of your sink after you wash the dishes. It is usually brown and found in small round chunks. (plural-Scrumbles)

I washed my dishes and saw all of the wet scrumbles sitting in the drain filter.

by MpegEVIL May 1, 2011

MP4 Player

Someone or something acting way cooler than they really are.

Example 1:
Nerdy Kid: Yo, what's up, I'm cool now!
Phil: No you're not, you're just an MP4 Player.

Example 2:
Salesman: BUY OXI CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: Oxi Clean is such an MP4 Player.

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011

Ungrammarable

Lacking proper English grammar or sentence structure.

Phil: Hey! There you goed! I've been looking all over for you!
Clyde: Actually, "goed" is ungrammarable. You probably meant to say "went" or "are."

by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011

Squareullar

Having or resembling a square shape.

Phil: What shape is that?
Clyde: I don't know. 4 congruent sides, 4 congruent angles, but yet not a square.
Phil: I know! It's squareullar!

by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011