(verb) Foffing is when you drag an application out of you dock on a Mac. The word "foff" derived from the sound made during foffing. Foff is sometimes misspelled "phoph" and "phoff," and sometimes mispronounced "Foof."
by MpegEVIL April 27, 2011
1. A word you say when somebody asks for a noun or verb and you want to be annoying.
2. A mythical square fruit (square + quince).
3. A word that can mean almost anything in almost any case.
2. A mythical square fruit (square + quince).
3. A word that can mean almost anything in almost any case.
1. Clyde: Okay, I need a noun.
Phil: Ummm...quace.
Clyde: Quace?
Phil: Sorry.
2. Phil: I'm hungry.
Clyde: Me too. I could really go for a quace.
3. Clyde: Hey Phil, could I borrow a pencil?
Phil: Quace.
Phil: Ummm...quace.
Clyde: Quace?
Phil: Sorry.
2. Phil: I'm hungry.
Clyde: Me too. I could really go for a quace.
3. Clyde: Hey Phil, could I borrow a pencil?
Phil: Quace.
by MpegEVIL August 07, 2011
A hidden link in a webpage leading only to a page saying "Congrats to you, you found this link!" found only by people who actually try to.
Phil: I found this random link on a webpage and clicked on it, only to have it say "You have found it!"
Clyde: Woah! You found a doot? No way!
Clyde: Woah! You found a doot? No way!
by MpegEVIL April 26, 2011
The question you ask when someone has explained something to you countless times and you still don't get it.
Phil: To play baseball, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: What?
Phil: I said, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: Swing what where?
Phil: SWING BAT AT BALL!
Clyde: Sorry, what's hide-and-seek?
Clyde: What?
Phil: I said, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: Swing what where?
Phil: SWING BAT AT BALL!
Clyde: Sorry, what's hide-and-seek?
by MpegEVIL May 21, 2011
A large segmented snake made out of rock.
Plamphs usually live underground.
Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.
Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.
Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.
Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.
Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.
There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).
Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.
Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.
Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.
Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.
Plamphs usually live underground.
Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.
Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.
Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.
Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.
Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.
There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).
Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.
Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.
Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.
Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.
I saw a plamph in my backyard. It tok a bite out of my porch and burrowed back underground to join its herd.
by MpegEVIL July 16, 2011
1) (Noun) A color made by mixing blue and green but has more of a blueish tint to it.
2) (Verb) Hold your finger behind someone's head so as to poke them when they lean backward.
2) (Verb) Hold your finger behind someone's head so as to poke them when they lean backward.
1) That's a bleen coat.
2) Phil: Ouch! You poked me in the back of the head!
Clyde: Ha! I bleened you!
2) Phil: Ouch! You poked me in the back of the head!
Clyde: Ha! I bleened you!
by MpegEVIL May 01, 2011
Phil: Our shower STILL doesn't work!
Dude: Alright, I have a subdude who specializes in shower plumbing, so I'll call him.
Dude: Alright, I have a subdude who specializes in shower plumbing, so I'll call him.
by MpegEVIL June 21, 2011