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Crumple Your Donkey

Phrase used in place of "Burst your bubble" or "Rain on your parade."

Phil: Yay! Tacos for lunch today!
Clyde: I'd hate to crumple your donkey, but they changed today's lunch to creamed spinach.

by MpegEVIL June 6, 2011

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High Quality Audio

A conversation shared by two or more really brilliant people that no one around is smart enough to understand.

Phil: George and Bill are talking about like calculus or something.

Clyde: Yeah, that sure is some High Quality Audio.

by MpegEVIL June 8, 2011

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Subperior

Someone who gets along in life by thinking that they're better than everyone else.

Phil: Look at George, he thinks he's so cool.
Clyde: I know, he's such a subperior.

by MpegEVIL June 8, 2011

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When one who is inexperienced and/or not completely fit for the task at hand is given a chance to try it without assistance from a more experienced person, they are being given their deserved third string solo.

Phil: I'll be away Friday, so the intern will have to finish the project proposal.

Clyde: But he's only an intern! Shouldn't George help him with it?

Phil: Oh, relax, he deserves a third string solo.

by MpegEVIL June 11, 2011

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What's hide-and-seek?

The question you ask when someone has explained something to you countless times and you still don't get it.

Phil: To play baseball, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: What?
Phil: I said, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: Swing what where?
Phil: SWING BAT AT BALL!
Clyde: Sorry, what's hide-and-seek?

by MpegEVIL June 22, 2011

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