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Guilderland High School

; ass-gay school, located in Guilderland as most american schools are

htttp:/.guilderlandschools.org
by max November 5, 2004
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fountains of wayne

A 72 year old store down the street from me that sells hideous Italian-style fountains between a hamburger place and a computer outlet.

Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.
Hey, Doug! Have you picked up anything from your garden for this summer?

Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.
by Max May 27, 2004
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faction

A group sharing similar views, usually against other groups. Factions can be sports related, political, or social.
The FARC is a faction fighting the Colombian government due to political differences.
by Max November 9, 2003
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Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.
Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!
by Max February 25, 2005
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kumstar

A guy who escheats on his wife with some slut and consequently gets per stirpes on his testators
At the hotel I paid 10 bucks to see one of those movies about some kumstar
by Max September 11, 2004
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Mightbe

"Mightbe" a pharse that anything can be placed after "be" and be used as a name.
Mightbemax is having a good day.
Mightbe(max)
by max December 2, 2004
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saab

Acronym for "Svenska Aeroplan Aktie Bolaget", meaning Swedish Airplane Company.

Saab is an aerospace manufacturer based in Sweden, who in post-war year of 1947 decided to start marketing a car called the "92" which used an engine derived from DKW (part of the old Auto Union in Germany). Saab went on to produce the 93, the 95, the Sonnet II and Sonnet III, the 96, 99, 900, 9000, 9-3, 9-5 and the new 9-2x. The automotive branch of Saab is no longer associated with the old parent aerospace manufacturer. 50% of Saab was purchased by GM in 1989, and the remaining 50% in 1999.

In 1986, when the Saab 9000 was introduced into the United States, it was the fastest (top speed) sedan sold in the US.

Saab did NOT invent the turbocharger, nor make the world's first turbocharged vehicle. However, the Saab 99 turbo was responsible for bringing turbocharged automobiles to the masses, and is considered the world's first WIDELY PRODUCED turbocharged car.
My family has a 1995 Saab 9000 Aero and a 1997 Saab 900s.
by Max July 30, 2004
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