Max's definitions

futso

n. a putz and a fasto, a fat putz, especially useful expression when negotiating heavy traffic and a large concentration of bad drivers

That guy cut you off! What a futso.

by Max April 22, 2005

kurombo

Japanese for nigger. A really rude word.

all the kurombos are eating fried chicken

by max December 20, 2004

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

tarzan

A white person who acts black (ie, acts like he was raised by apes.) Similar to wigger.

that kid is such a fucking tarzan bitch

by max December 1, 2004

hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max

Max is Lauren's hero.

by Max October 3, 2004

Halo 2

The best game ever, it's a first person shooter, whitch offers many game types, and it has THE BEST ONLINE GAMEPLAY EVER!

Oh, god. My dick is soar...
From what?
I've been raping you too hard.

by Max February 22, 2005

pidgeon hat

An item, typically an article of clothing, that a person wears for the sole purpose of drawing attention to themselves.

The three watches that John wears was cool for the first couple of days, but now it's become a total pidgeon hat.

by Max January 7, 2004