Max's definitions

skrewed

1) fifteen year old girl (as of december 2004) who has too much work
2) jenni

the girl has too much work, she is skrewed

by max December 9, 2004

jiz face

a kid who can either be reffered to as a nerd, with many pimples
or a word you say just for fun in a crowd to see who responds with a "wat u want" or "yes"

kid: JIZ FACE!!
sum ppl in the crowd: wat u want
kid and friends: hahahaha

by max December 4, 2004

Ely

The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's taken! (see max)

Ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.

by Max September 23, 2004

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giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 7, 2004

sfazir

This means to slap furiously with a wooden plank. Origin is unknown but dates back to the early 70's.

I sfazired on of my carpool people.

by Max March 3, 2005

n/u

A really ugly African language, advertised by the Discovery Channel. Makes you sound like a broken PC speaker.

n/u nt'a kan't'u 'kakn' unu' t'o t'o!

by max August 9, 2004

NEWSOM

red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made

i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me

by MAX January 30, 2003