Max's definitions

blink 182

A pretty shit band, unoriginal and are insignificant compared to greenday.

I need a blink 182, but there is no toilet paper left

by max May 13, 2005

rizzo

Used in conjunction with the izzo language as a stand in for the word real.

For rizzo.... or, perhaps in the phrase: On the rizzo, yo.

by Max September 27, 2003

Shpadoinkle

Shpadoinkle is an interjection used by burley construction workers and japanese physisists alike! Similar to donkeywaffle. If you say 'Shpadoinkle,' you can be cool too!

Holy shpadoinkle! My scrotum just imploded!

I'm doing just spadoinkle, you?

by mAx May 3, 2004

green shift

The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.

I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.

by Max January 23, 2009

spurl

The act of rolling marijuana into a 'white rice paper' very tightly with keen perfection.

"Max, go on and spurl that fool!"

by max June 14, 2004

Christian Rock

1. Music that makes you want to burn a church down
2. Music for non threating white boy pussies

I think I will listen to my favorite christian rock album after I wipe my vagina.

by Max December 6, 2003

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005