Max's definitions

sewage works

A term for an arsehole.

"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"

by max May 2, 2005

pleasure pole

Another name for a Penis

"his pleasure pole was only one fuckin inch, i'd say it was more of a pin than a pole"

by max May 2, 2005

quareelo

Quareelo does the job replacing the phrase "i dont know".

"You wanna do me up the sewage works tonight, baby"

"quareelo"

by max May 2, 2005

falco lombardi

Mrs Gellatley, a teacher who shows an uncanny resemblance to the Nintendo character

"mission complete, widja"

by max May 10, 2005

shmee shmee

I dont know what it means, but it sounds boss

Shmee shmee shmee shmee shmee

by max May 10, 2005

vassili zaitsev

An awesoem Russian sniper from the Urals, made more famous by 'Enemy at the Gates'. Promised to kill 150 germans in Stalingrad, but came one shy. Killed 40 within a 10 day period, and 400 in total.

Watch enemy at the gates, not an example, a demand

by max May 10, 2005

blink 182

A pretty shit band, unoriginal and are insignificant compared to greenday.

I need a blink 182, but there is no toilet paper left

by max May 13, 2005