Max's definitions

Blades

Rims that came stock on 94-96 & 98-01 Acura Integra.

Anyone wanna sell me a new set of blades?

by Max July 1, 2007

Rota Slips

Type of Rims. Real name is Rota Slipstreams. Rota is the brand and Slipstream is the spesific style. Most commonly put on imports, like the Acura Integra.

Yo, check out those rims!! I think they're Rota Slips!!

by Max July 1, 2007

Fat Fives

Stock Rims put on 94-96 Acura Integra GSR. The 97 GSR's came with LS wheels. The 98-01 GSR's came with Blades

Check out those Fat Fives.

by Max July 1, 2007

razored

waking up after a night of drinking covered in blood.

dude...i don't know how it happened, but i got fuckin' razored last night.

by max March 1, 2008

Spampglish

The unintentional garbling of spoken English due to messages from the brain not being sent as fast as the mouth is wants to talk. The result is semi-slurred speech and words being conglomerated in weird ways. Ironically girls find this cute and are naturally drawn to it for some unknown reason. This technique is often used by Joespamp who also first coined the phrase jointly with the help of several of his friends.

There aren't really good examples for Spampglish that can be typed because it's more of a phonetic thing.

by Max March 14, 2008

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

sweater globes

Breasts.

That babe's got amazing sweater globes.

by max October 7, 2008