264 definitions by Max

A P2P file sharing program, less widespread than kazaa. You can find a lot of good shit on it.
If it's not on Kazaa, you can get it on soulseek.
by Max August 04, 2003
The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)
by Max December 30, 2004
a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;
she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!
by max September 17, 2004
An awesoem Russian sniper from the Urals, made more famous by 'Enemy at the Gates'. Promised to kill 150 germans in Stalingrad, but came one shy. Killed 40 within a 10 day period, and 400 in total.
Watch enemy at the gates, not an example, a demand
by max May 10, 2005
1. Defined as extremely good looking, or "hot"
That girl right there is so vute, she might be a goddess
by Max March 04, 2003
shoving a potato in someones ass
We held him down and gave him a sputnik in front of the whole cafeteria
by Max April 10, 2003
One of the funniest movies ever made. Underestimated by many, a movie brought to life by the superbly over the top acting of Jim Carrey
er...........the mask is fucking top drawer.
by max May 17, 2005
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