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Being as stupid as a shovel.

Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.
In reference to a misspelling
"
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"
by Max October 16, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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no.. fucking.. clue


defined by O iR U
you are a fuckshovel
your dad is a fuckshovel
by sEEk October 16, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

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An insult that compares the insultee to that of nothing less than a dick, which is clearly a synonym. Far worse than motherfucker, fuck shovel delivers the punch the balls you've been looking for.
Rex: Go make a sandwich.
Kiley: Fuck off, fuck shovel. I do what I want.
by Kiley Brobert December 20, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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