Max's definitions

blink 182

A pretty shit band, unoriginal and are insignificant compared to greenday.

I need a blink 182, but there is no toilet paper left

by max May 13, 2005

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005

green shift

The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.

I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.

by Max January 23, 2009

fuzzfachi

an italian womans vagina

eh i gots some some of Maria's fuzzfachi friday night. Maaaarone!!!!!

by Max April 10, 2003

rizzo

Used in conjunction with the izzo language as a stand in for the word real.

For rizzo.... or, perhaps in the phrase: On the rizzo, yo.

by Max September 27, 2003

Christian Rock

1. Music that makes you want to burn a church down
2. Music for non threating white boy pussies

I think I will listen to my favorite christian rock album after I wipe my vagina.

by Max December 6, 2003

Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.

Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!

by Max February 25, 2005