Max's definitions

russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

by max May 17, 2005

sympatico

An expression used by seamen when they visit prostitutes in a port and a prostitute doesn't charge one of them because "she liked it." The lucky stiff then brags, "I had a sympatico" and his friends echo enviously, "He had a sympatico."

See definition.

by Max December 6, 2003

lunkass

n.

1. Someone who is incapable of mobilizing themselves.

adj.

1. Extremely absurd or tedious.
2. Not pertaining to anything of true importance.

n.
"He could come out tonight but he's being a lunkass and playing X-Box"

adj.
"That test was fucking lunkass"
"I would come over but I have to do lunkass chores"

by Max June 16, 2004

bootylictious

a woman who has a big sexy butt that is appealing to young men. Made up by Destiny's Child.

My girl friend asked me if her butt was bootylictious enough for my taste.

by max April 19, 2004

skrewed

1) fifteen year old girl (as of december 2004) who has too much work
2) jenni

the girl has too much work, she is skrewed

by max December 9, 2004

chrismahanukwanzakah

Among the catchiest ad campaigns since, 'I like Ike'

it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you

by Max December 4, 2004

Raspin

a stud

crap, that guy is such a raspin!

by max November 4, 2003