Max's definitions

maximustard

my name after i was crowned

my name is maximustard

by max March 17, 2004

max hardcore

To have super-rough wierd sex with a girl, in the manner of pornographer extrordinaire, Max Hardcore.

I totally gave that girl the Max Hardcore.

by max December 20, 2004

Scat with the Cat

Unpopular original title of Dr. Suess's book Cat in the Hat.

Let's go read Scat with the Cat!

by Max February 25, 2005

tomorrows nobody

A group of adolescents whose only ambition is to make others wet themselves through laughter.

G.I. Jew. TN's 1-4. Buttons. AND THE ITCH CREAM! Huzzah!

by Max August 7, 2003

yaya

The biggest faggiest wop alive, straight from italy. The smarts of a 9 year old boy.

wow you're so dumb, u pulled a YaYa

by Max August 17, 2003

Underarm

The soft pocket of skin beneath the shoulder that joins the inner part of the arm to the body.

The pretty girl's underarms were soft and smooth, hairless and extremely ticklish to the touch.

by Max March 16, 2004

uckls

For something to suck

"My girlfriend left me"
"Lol...that uckls"

by Max May 13, 2005