Max's definitions

hempel

An animal, only existing in germany.
The full name is "gemeiner haushempel" which is in english somethin like "common househempel". "hempel" is often used as an expression by the german kids. This idea goes back to andreas lange who used "hempel" first as an expression to say that somebody is quite silly. Little time later almost everybody in germany knows how to use it.

"Jetzt halt doch mal dein maul du hempel"
"Shut the fuck up u fuckin hempel"

by max July 16, 2003

Bush pilot

lesbian,woman who likes other women

Dude, that chick only goes for other chicks. She's a bush pilot.

by Max July 19, 2004

tricked out

anything that has been modified or altered to make it appear cooler or perform better.

my friend tricked out his new apartment with a sweet surround sound system.

by max March 9, 2004

got your shit together

To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.

No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.

by Max April 4, 2003

Spampglish

The unintentional garbling of spoken English due to messages from the brain not being sent as fast as the mouth is wants to talk. The result is semi-slurred speech and words being conglomerated in weird ways. Ironically girls find this cute and are naturally drawn to it for some unknown reason. This technique is often used by Joespamp who also first coined the phrase jointly with the help of several of his friends.

There aren't really good examples for Spampglish that can be typed because it's more of a phonetic thing.

by Max March 14, 2008

spicknig

The alliance of a spick and a nig, spicknig. A children born from a spick and a nig.

look at that spicknig
mark you spicknig

by Max November 11, 2006

touché

Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in argument.

-You should quit now.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
-All right...
-Touché.

by max June 23, 2004