Max's definitions

shlippy

An extremly slippery surface, usually impossible to stand on, becausew it's so slippy.

"I about KO'd myself on that shlippy bit over there"

by max May 2, 2005

doby

doby dan; a flasher that lives in a schoolbus, and one day got in a gunfight with the cops, killing and wounding several before himself being mortally wounded
also shit

doby dan shook my hand!
there is doby all over the walls!

by max September 27, 2004

dina

nassers bitch(sister)

nasser:i love my sister dina, shes my toy

by max November 13, 2003

DXI

Death Xceleration Intoxication

he died of death Xceleration intoxication

by Max November 10, 2003

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max July 13, 2006

True

Indeed or absolutly

"True dat"

by Max August 3, 2003

meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"

by max February 8, 2004