Max's definitions

Rosemary harris

Most kind person i know. she is my best friend. i would do anything for her. She is beautiful, smart, graceful, and a romantic. i love her

Rose is the most beautiful flower inthe world

by Max December 21, 2004

Shittoon

Any form of toilet that periodically requires emptying. Often implies that the receptical is unusually filty.

Dude! I ain't using no god damn public shittoon.

by Max July 24, 2008

slothful

adj. 1a. of, or relating to the sloth, esp. in its slow and apathetic behavior

Pevin Lekay has a slothful attitude toward religion.

by Max December 7, 2004

fisher

A game by which two contestants compete against each other to see who can upload the most urinal cakes into the other contestants anus.When each contestant is filled, each then consumes large amounts of Senecot laxatives. The first person to release all the cakes wins.

My ass is massive after that game of "Fisher"

by max April 13, 2005

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max July 13, 2006

True

Indeed or absolutly

"True dat"

by Max August 3, 2003

meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"

by max February 8, 2004