Martin's definitions

peng

Sexy girl.
Adjective

'There's some PENG over there'
'Shes proper Peng!'

by Martin February 7, 2005

Pig in a blanket

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll

1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket

by Martin March 16, 2005

wankweed

a guy who acts soppy in the sack

god that guy i had last nigth was such a wankweed!

by Martin March 14, 2003

ersin

Ersin is the father of all Turks. He made the first Plane from the wet papers. And designed the operating system named kondor.

Ersin invented the modern flight theory.

by martin December 16, 2004

Filipino Time

Filipino Time, which means things get done whenever they get done. Official Timing of The Phillipines.

I set up a party for 6:00. This is interpretted as 7:00 filipino time.

In some cases, filipino hosts deliberately set the time an hour or so earlier, knowing that the guests will arrive an hour or so late. In this case, the poor americans are surprised to see that they're the first ones to arrive and the only ones there for the first hour or so.

by Martin February 10, 2005

zig

a guy who plays Pokemon on his mobile phone when he has a super computer and gets shouted at by Chakra

you daft cunt bubbling, donkey raping, bus hijacking, jockey faced fucktard, porn star stalking, cock slave, ass clown, noob feaces, ass clown motherfucker.. arse bandit, bitch slapping, shit faced cock sucking, dick wad

by Martin February 9, 2005

Jairo

A Pacifist Person
Against War or conflicts
Never gives it's opinion to others

My Friend Jairo Zapata

by Martin February 7, 2005