Martin's definitions

shireshire

Land of milk and honey. Capital is Hanham (otherwise known as Ebayebay land)

That ginger bloke called Chris was from Shireshire.

by Martin December 11, 2004

ripple

it means good or wicked

damn that film was ripple

by martin May 13, 2005

cockblock

One of those things they put in between each urinal in a lot of gents public toilets so there is no peeking.

Thank God there's a cockblock there, Steely was trying to look at my package.

by Martin September 24, 2003

Alk

Compromising to such a degree that the other party get everything on their agenda.

Their negotiator alked so much that I thought I'd won the lotto.

by Martin October 8, 2003

wankweed

a guy who acts soppy in the sack

god that guy i had last nigth was such a wankweed!

by Martin March 14, 2003

Pig in a blanket

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll

1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket

by Martin March 16, 2005

Pahnoolied

Pwnzored, Owned. FA Forums.

"He just got fucking pahnoolied!"

by Martin August 15, 2004