Martin's definitions

Everyone is Different

A phrase often used to prevent children from coming to grips with the harsh realities of the world.

Just remember, you are unique. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

by Martin May 3, 2004

Lennard Skinard

someone who listens to nardcore.

hey check out Lennard Skinard.

by martin December 17, 2003

Talib Kweli

A peot who refuses to rap about gangstars, ice, and their kicks. Thus, not recieving any love from mainstream (aka TRL teeny boopers, White America). If you want to hear stupid punchlines, used beats with weak lyrics, 16 bars about guns, bitches, bling, etc this is not your guy. If you want to hear what hip hop should be and never will be, you have to cop this mans work.

Nowadays rap artists coming halfhearted/
Commercial like pop or underground like black markets/
Where were you the day hip-hop died/
Is it too early to mourn, is it too late to ride?

TOO LATE! TOO LATE!

by Martin September 16, 2004

zig

a guy who plays Pokemon on his mobile phone when he has a super computer and gets shouted at by Chakra

you daft cunt bubbling, donkey raping, bus hijacking, jockey faced fucktard, porn star stalking, cock slave, ass clown, noob feaces, ass clown motherfucker.. arse bandit, bitch slapping, shit faced cock sucking, dick wad

by Martin February 9, 2005

cockblock

One of those things they put in between each urinal in a lot of gents public toilets so there is no peeking.

Thank God there's a cockblock there, Steely was trying to look at my package.

by Martin September 24, 2003

slutzenberger

A rude sexually promiscuous young lady
A very very very filthy girl
Kathy Fear

That Kathy Fear is a real Slutzenberger
Check out that girl in the Santa costume - she's a real Slutzenberger!

by Martin December 11, 2004

I fully endorse that product

A reply to a good suggestion, an agreement

"Do you like chicken wings?"
"I fully endorse that product."

or

P1 lights up cigarette
P2: "I fully endorse that product." also lights up


Also can be used in the negative. i.e: "I do NOT fully endorse THAT product."

by Martin December 29, 2004