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A long skinny penis.

The opposite of a "choad/chode".
Girl #1: So how was Jake last night?!"

Girl #2: Awful... He has a Schwepp!
by SchweppLover December 27, 2011
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Absolutley anything.
Dude, that chick is SCHWEPP!
Did you really do that? Cause if you did, I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
"Dude, I got a date with Catie!" "SCHWEPP!"
by Martin June 29, 2003
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Sweet, awesome, very good to an extreme, cool, etc.
Dude, I was totally schwepp in that tournament!

Where am I? Well, doesn't seem too bad, this place looks kinda schwepp actually.
by Darius180 June 26, 2005
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Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
by Martin June 29, 2003
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To Schwepps it/To bottle it
"Schweppes": Yes mate, so I was chirpsing this bird, and you know, me and her.... and shit was goin down and..

Andy: So did you shag her then?

"Schweppes": er...nah man nah but...

Andy: you schwepps'd it then, you Schwepps
by JBenHurr October 27, 2008
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