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1. Pillock
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Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary
You silly pillock, why did you do that for?
by John van Rooy May 1, 2002 share this
2. Pillock
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A man who has dropped a major bollock. Not nescessarily a stupid bloke, rather, one who has done a stupid act.
You great Pillock, why in God's name did you grab her arse?
by Tosher Feb 10, 2002 share this
3. Pillock
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A person who commits a stupid act or one who's stupidity backfires.
"You burnt the toast AGAIN !? thats three times now, you pillock".
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by London El Vis Sep 26, 2005 share this
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A stupid pratt; a wazzock
He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.
by martin Nov 12, 2003 share this
5. pillock
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A British word for an Idiot or a real jerk!
For not helping me out and loosing my keys, you are a real pillock
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by Dirk Patrick Apr 15, 2006 share this
6. pillock
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Person with one bollock ,now a derogatory term used to describe a generalised twat
That Chris Hodgson,he's a right pillock
by CAMRAMAN Jun 18, 2004 share this
7. Pillock
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Someone who is stupid and has made a mistake!!
Example

WHAT WERE YOU DOING YOU FECKIN PILLOCK!!!!!!!!!


See jemper for another word to insult people with...
by Ryanzinhio May 11, 2005 share this
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