5 definitions by M.E.A.T

Crumple Fuck

To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.

Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.

by M.E.A.T November 9, 2020

Rear center pocket

A butt hole

Hey, jackass, why don’t you take this here flashlight and jam it in your rear center pocket!

by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019

Cajun Mouthwash

When pepper spray is purposely blasted into someone’s mouth.

Hey bro, that fucking cop gave me a dose of the cajun mouthwash just for running my lips at him.

by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019

Testicle Illusion

When one believe testicles are protruding or exposed when they are not.

Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.

by M.E.A.T October 2, 2020

Boneless Skin Finger

Another name for an average sized penis

Hey, wanna see my boneless skin finger?

Ouch, I just yanked the ol’ Boneless skin finger too hard!

by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019