crinkled 

A heightened state of euphoria, often mixed with some loss of body functions resulting from large amounts of intoxicants, mainly drugs and alcohol. A state beyond being crunk.

Yeah, we were all feeling tipsy except John, he was crinkled!

crinkled by john e utah December 13, 2008

Crinkled 

A slang word used to describe someone who is drunk .

“I’m gonna get so crinkled at the New Year’s party”

Crinkled by the jkhjklhjkasdfhaljkd December 1, 2022

crinkled 

One step further than getting crunk.

My roommate went to the bar last night, but got so crinkled he never came home.

crinkled by showboat4 March 13, 2010

Crinkled 

When your teammate hits somebody for what they think is a lot, that then turns out to be a little

or could be that there just trash at the game and try to pretend that they did something good when in actually they're worse than shit

trash friend: yo hes one shot hes actually crinkled

you: *shoots him a ton of times* bro hes not 1 shot hes full health

Crinkled by RiskyBiscuit June 3, 2021

Crinkled 

Getting drunk after drinking liquor from a flattened plastic bottle. The bottle is generally attached to one's person - often taped to a leg and hidden under clothing - and smuggled into a party.

I got so crinkled last night after drinking that booze we snuck into the party.

Crinkled by festivousdaimyo December 3, 2022

crinkled starfish

the anus or butthole, the opening which shit falls out of.

she tounged my crinkled starfish(see rusty trombone)

crinkled starfish by jason&mikey February 25, 2003

Crinkled Star 

The anus.

Debi was quite a sylph -- and boy did she have the most discrete little crinkled star you have ever seen.

Crinkled Star by Ocram April 28, 2003