next door neighbours mice

when you find someone attractive

mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
next door neighbours mice!

by lou December 10, 2003

cullo

ass in Itailian

Bache mi culo, CULO!

by lou September 30, 2003

gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

Spicy Magritte

When you shove a whole granny smith apple up your ass and like it.

Hey Steve, hand me the apples for the pie.
-Sorry man, I gave them all a good ol' Spicy Magritte!
Man what the fuck is with you and those apples?

by Lou April 19, 2005

sneaky sneaky

when you are with you're loved one
and you get a bit frisky you are being sneaky sneaky!!

how was the sneakyness last nite?

by lou December 10, 2003

paper bag

a tool used for having sex with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.

i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.

by Lou May 19, 2003

jilljuice

opposite of jackjuice, female sex juice see also lovejuice

she queefed her jilljuice all over me!

by lou December 20, 2004