Lou's definitions

pigeon number 4

there were a family of pigeons...8 to be exact. when i went on holiday i asked my mate to babysit the pigeons...she cut pigeon number fours hair into a mohican so now he looks like a hen rather than a pigeon..

if somethings good-or ok you can say 'that's pigeon number 4 that is'!

by lou December 10, 2003

nomah

the wiked best playah on the red sox who are gunna win the series this year

Nomah is the best playah on the sox

by Lou November 1, 2003

cajh

Cord A J Houle. really a nonsense word made from the acronym of my buddy's little bro. meant to sounds like a dirty word (cross between vag and cock) but is nonsense.

i'm gonna punch you in the cajh!

by lou February 3, 2004

gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

paper bag

a tool used for having sex with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.

i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.

by Lou May 19, 2003

jilljuice

opposite of jackjuice, female sex juice see also lovejuice

she queefed her jilljuice all over me!

by lou December 20, 2004

d-rank

that is when u are messered up and you dont have a clue of what the sam hell your doin

Lou howell

by Lou March 24, 2004