When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.
Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.
a little skool girl who hangs bout up towwn wavin and shoutin at modified car drives as they do there laps of the town then wen the guy pulls over they hop in then wen he kicks them out they wait for the next one to come along and so on!
hi can me and my girls get in your and drive around for a while till our mate comes along!
there were a family of pigeons...8 to be exact. when i went on holiday i asked my mate to babysit the pigeons...she cut pigeon number fours hair into a mohican so now he looks like a hen rather than a pigeon..
if somethings good-or ok you can say 'that's pigeon number 4 that is'!
one day me and my friends went to Asda to do some shopping..we then went into a photobooth and my mate pulled a funny face!She looked a little
like The Celebrity Snowman.
We see him everywhere-he was even at Glastonbury!
banana says i can grant you one wish....snowman says the wiah is golden!