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dunking on the board

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.
Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!
by kurt April 22, 2005
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Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just and ordinary blow job would give.
My friends dared me to give here a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.
by Kurt April 23, 2005
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Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just an ordinary blow job would give.
My friends dared me to give her a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.
by Kurt April 24, 2005
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seabass

An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.
Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.
by kurt April 25, 2005
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Patakos

Cleavage exceeding maximum capacity for clothing. Aka: Large boobies
"Hey Joshua, check out that fine momma with large patakos."
by Kurt January 16, 2006
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rail chaser

Someone who constantly chases rails (rails = your definition of "rails")
i can't stand my friends they are such rail chasers
by Kurt May 5, 2005
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What the SHIT?!

Less extreme then "What the FUCK?!" but just as meaningful
What the shit is up with those two bitches?!
by Kurt May 6, 2005
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