Kurt's definitions

rail chaser

Someone who constantly chases rails (rails = your definition of "rails")

i can't stand my friends they are such rail chasers

by Kurt May 5, 2005

Nine Iron

Racial slur for a Jap.
Their eyes are slanted like a 9 iron

That nine iron got his irons modelled after his eyes.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

safe

3 meanings:
1. a cool person
2. to signify agreement
3. to signify something is good

1. Tom lent me an album, he's safe.
2."who wants nachos?" "yeah safe"
3. "what do you think of this excellent song?" "it's safe"

by Kurt December 2, 2003

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

cokecd

so drunk that you can't spell cocked.

im wicked cokecd dude

by kurt July 15, 2004

Oyster

The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth

Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

fluffy puff marshmallows

The brand of marshmallows that is sponsered by Homestarrunner. Their mascot is Marshy.. thats capital M and then arshy.. The Fluffy Puff Marmallows' jingle is "they're fluffidy, they're puffidy, 12345!"

Before i eat a tall glass of Marmelade, i often drink lots and lots of marshmallows, i mean Fluffy Puff.

by Kurt July 19, 2003