58 definitions by Johnny Tats

when a man puts a woman face down on the bed and eats her ass out for about 10 minutes
Man 1: That girl is so fine, but she is a fucking bitch.

Man 2: She just needs someone to dig it out and she will be fine.
by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008
A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.
That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.
by Johnny Tats November 08, 2007
the hassle that one goes through when getting gas
I had such a gassle today at Shell.
by Johnny Tats May 31, 2007
when a womans clitoris and it's hood protrude out further than the labia and the lips of the labia close on it like the flaps on a purse ; similar to camel toe but much meatier
I took this hot blonde home last night and when she peeled off her panties the most beautiful meat purse was unleashed.
by Johnny Tats January 31, 2007
the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing
After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.
by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008
A very hairy unshaved pussy.
That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.
by Johnny Tats November 02, 2007
Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long
I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.
by Johnny Tats September 14, 2007

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