miscue

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off

I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.

by Johnny Tats September 14, 2007

stink lodge

another term for a bathroom...coined by Peter Griffin from Family Guy

If I don't get to the stink lodge really quickly there is going to be taco paint on the back seat of your Bentley.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats November 08, 2007

butt rocker

A tattoo on a womans lower back above har butt.

Damn, that is one sexy butt rocker on that bitch!

by Johnny Tats October 14, 2007

negro card

Slang for an American Express black card. As coined by Fabolous on From Nothing to Something.

That guy must be rich cause he has a negro card.

by Johnny Tats October 15, 2007

redneck ballsweat

term used to describe Budweiser beer

Hey barmaid give me another bottle of redneck ballsweat.

by Johnny Tats December 13, 2007

plank

slang term for fucking someone

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.

by Johnny Tats October 15, 2007