ass agent

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

by Johnny Tats November 08, 2007

plank

slang term for fucking someone

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.

by Johnny Tats October 15, 2007

chicken of the sea

a womans pussy that smells like tuna fish

She is so hot, but I hear she has chicken of the sea.

by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

cumsopper

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock

Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

the stuff

slang term to describe AIDS

Watch out for Wayne cause he has the stuff.

by Johnny Tats January 03, 2008

cunt cleaver

a mans very large cock

By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.

by Johnny Tats July 25, 2008

BBR

stands for Bald Beyond Repair

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR

by Johnny Tats July 11, 2008