What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.
Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?
Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!
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Friend
Of
A
Friend
The way all good stories start ;)
I heard from a FOAF that there's these twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello.
Yeah, this pharmacist I know fills their prescriptions.
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A website designed to connect you to other people, whether you wanted to find them or not.
My best friend from elementary school moved out of the country and I thought that I would never see or hear from her again, but thanks to friendster we talk everyday!
My first crush found me on friendster, now he won't stop sending me pics of his
splotchy trouser mouse.
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Still a fun game, but only on original Nintendo.
I like to get drunk and play Super Mario 3.
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The only show that has EVER made me laugh outloud. I think it was funnier with TV's Frank and Joel, but still funnier in the later episodes, but hey, I love Tom Servo's Irish Tenor, too...
Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year.
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the sound of the eighties. synths are enjoyable.
Duran Duran, Human League, Berlin, the list goes on...
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1 part rum
1 part vodka
one part boone's farm peach "wine"
canned peaches or pineapple
ice
blender
blend together and get girl drink drunk to the point that you're singing the theme to The Golden Girls.
Thank you for being a friend.
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