JenThe80'sFan's definitions

reefer madness

1. A propaganda film from the 1930's about how marijuana makes people lose their inhibitions, put themselves in "dangerous" situations like hanging out with married people and suprisingly, be able to play the piano.

2. The madness you get not from smoking marijuana, but the lack there of in your system on a daily basis.

1. The movie Reefer Madness is overrated.

2. Dude, it's been three days since I've puffed. I've got reefer madness!!!

by JenThe80'sFan February 2, 2004

I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

ass pee

Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.

That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

clip show

A sorry excuse to extend the season of a show by using pre-existing clips from the show in a nostalgic manner.

- Remember when chandler lit his fart on fire and homer worked at the power plant?

- yeah...

que chimes and wavy dream sequence transition.

by JenThe80'sFan May 5, 2004

franzia

Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.

Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.

by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004