JenThe80'sFan's definitions

running blumpkin

performing 69 while running and deficating at the same time.

I think that raab himself would be all over a running blumpkin after what I saw in that CKY video.

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

trambampoline

it's like a trampoline, but after a long night of drinking.

"Let's go bounce on the trambampoline."

by JenThe80'sFan August 5, 2004

things that sound dirty but aren't

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

the gordon's fisherman

trust him

I like your hat. You look like the gordon's fisherman

by JenThe80'sFan April 19, 2004

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

ass pee

Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.

That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004