Jb's definitions

hello boys

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Hello boys refers to the spreading of the legs while either performing a handstand or sitting midair on straightened arms.

And.......wait fot it......hello boys!

by JB February 28, 2005

doach

opposite of a choad, a penis that is long and slender

he has a doach

by JB May 7, 2004

Paris

Capital of France and one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Doesn't have Rome's history, but is much more beautiful than Rome and is much less expensive than London.

Paris is one of my favorite cities.

by JB June 23, 2004

bestwoodite

A slag who comes from bestwood estate, Nottingham, UK.

check out that dirty bestwoodite, she mings like the shit on my shox man.

by JB October 14, 2003

swoof

anything that is cool

That car is swoof.

by JB June 2, 2003

lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

fatdar

Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.

Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!

by JB April 2, 2004