Jb's definitions

skeef

female acquaintance, bootycall, female for whom little respect is given

I was boning this skief the other day . . .

by jb May 22, 2003

cranberry sauce

Repulsive red form of fanny batter expelled during rag week from a nasty stinkbox

"I pulled her panties down and her vertical bacon sandwich was covered in fucking cranberry sauce!"

by JB July 19, 2003

hello boys

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Hello boys refers to the spreading of the legs while either performing a handstand or sitting midair on straightened arms.

And.......wait fot it......hello boys!

by JB February 28, 2005

bestwoodite

A slag who comes from bestwood estate, Nottingham, UK.

check out that dirty bestwoodite, she mings like the shit on my shox man.

by JB October 14, 2003

doach

opposite of a choad, a penis that is long and slender

he has a doach

by JB May 7, 2004

meat axe

A term defining a harcore or tough person or someone with a lot of balls. Genetic anomallies, such as XXY, are often associated with meat axes, as are prison cells, but neither are requisite. Meat axe can be used with a positive intention.

That guy is a fucken meat axe.
He made that jump...what a meat axe.

by JB February 28, 2005

JB

A homosexual fellow who is correct when it comes to politics of America, so far.

JB is such a queer, but his definition of America is great.

by JB July 9, 2003