Jb's definitions

Kazaach

(Verb) - To download a dummy file using the kazaa P2P software program. File can be sometimes blank, 20 second loops of just the chorus, the first 20 seconds of the song then blank, or just blatently be the wrong file.

I was trying to download the new cum fiesta, but I was kazaached and got some beastility with a she-male.

Damn Kazaach! This is Edward Scissor Hands not Edward Penis-Hands like I requested!

by JB November 19, 2003

Atlantic City

A poor man's Las Vegas, with a beach and boardwalk.

A: Atlantic City is the sh*t, man!
B: I'd definitely use "sh*t" and Atlantic City in the same sentence.

by JB April 28, 2004

gluemo

The horse that's gonna get a free trip in the Bostik Magical Mystery Tour wagon for looking at me with intent to kill.

Hello Gluemo! how are you toda... what are you looking at me like that for Gluemo?

Don't come any closer!

G-Get back you long-faced biatch!!!!

NO!

AAARGH!!!

MR SHMANDERSEN! GET THE BOSTIK WAGON!

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Ahh that's better. 1337!

by JB April 21, 2005

JTHM

The woderfuly violent johnny from the mind of the cult god Jhonen Vasquez kills assholes to paint their blood on the wall of his basement so that a nasty (not moose*) monster cannot escape. when the monster escapes it destroys all the universe. then nny goes to heaven and hell, meets god and the devil (senor Satan) and goes back to a new earth. he then goes on a trip o become a emotionless being like Mr. Samsa

burrito tastes kick ass

by jb September 3, 2004

saved by the bell

Elite 80's show.

I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.

by jB August 24, 2003

Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space

Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!

by jb April 27, 2004

king

An event or news that is very important or big. King-size.

"You're having a baby? Thats so king!"

by Jb January 22, 2005