Jb's definitions

cucuy

Known as the "mexican boogeyman", the cucuy is the adult phase of an alien species now origionating from the Lincoln National Forest of New Mexico. Known for ferocity and stealthiness, the cucuy is feared by all children who know it's evil name. (see also, cucuybird, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)

Viene el cucuy! (Here comes the cucuy!)

by JB April 12, 2005

swoof

anything that is cool

That car is swoof.

by JB June 2, 2003

lovaaaaaa

A person for which you have a strong physical and emotional connection. Your soulmate.

John, Dave and Joy were all lovaaaaaas.

by JB April 10, 2003

Boo-yah

Often Said when 'schooling'/beating your competition... almost as is you were sayin 'in Yo' face Mo'Fo'...

(kid in a bball gmae makes a steal, brings the ball down court and dunks the ma'fa' ball in the dang net...)
Then says... 'Boo-Yah' ( all upi in their opponent's face.

by jB February 12, 2003

dirty onion ring

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.

Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.

by JB May 14, 2004

Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space

Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!

by jb April 27, 2004

chootie

Female sex organ. Pussy.

I shaved my chootie for you today.

by JB October 5, 2003