Jb's definitions

Weaksauce

sucky, weak, something that isn't strong

That chick's boyfriend is weaksauce.

by jb November 6, 2001

meat axe

A term defining a harcore or tough person or someone with a lot of balls. Genetic anomallies, such as XXY, are often associated with meat axes, as are prison cells, but neither are requisite. Meat axe can be used with a positive intention.

That guy is a fucken meat axe.
He made that jump...what a meat axe.

by JB February 28, 2005

Freudian Rip

Its when you accidentaly fart when you really didn't mean to.

Girl: Oh my gosh, you just farted!!!

Guy: Baby I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It was a Freudian Rip.

by JB May 18, 2004

Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

by JB October 17, 2003

wick

In Northern Ireland the term wick is used to mean no good. Usually is replaced by other harsher words as a child gets older. Today one might say if something is wick, 'it sucks'.

That movie is completely wick.

by JB June 18, 2006

dukey

shit, poop

Look at that pile of dukey on the ground, dukey-breath.

by JB April 8, 2003

Links Lagger

The one person in a foursome, while playing golf, that is constantly lagging behind and holding up the pace of play for the others.

Should we let the Links Lagger know were playing golf this weekend, and if we do should we make him geta cart?

by JB March 12, 2003