Jb's definitions

Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

by JB October 17, 2003

Stinkbox

The growthplace of a bestwoodite's teenage pregnancy

she had a right dirty stinkbox.

by JB October 17, 2003

ragweek

stay the fuck away from them!

hi john, whats up?

well asshat, its my slutbitchwhore's ragweek and as a result, her stinkbox is covered in cranberry sauced and i cant get so much as a cheeky fook without my cock looking like Dracula!

by JB October 25, 2003

arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

by JB October 25, 2003

bueme

1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.

Architect: GO host the hell out of that show!

JT: Bueme!

by JB November 2, 2003

Durden, Tyler

A wonderful alter-ego of Fight Club's narrator. Often misinterpereted by punks who have only seen the movie and didn't read the Palahniuk book.

Tyler Durdent started Project Mayhem.

by JB November 3, 2003

Cock Pilot

A man who likes to take it in the ass, take it in the mouth, or take it anywhere a homosexual would go.

Tom is a Cock Pilot!

by JB November 11, 2003