Jb's definitions

whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.

Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?

by JB February 27, 2005

chewing gum pop

Related to Bubblegum Pop. Cheezy chart music bestowed with a sense of kudos by the media, fans and other bands because of it's 'harder' or more authentic sound.

Avril Lavigne is pure chewing gum pop!

by JB October 24, 2004

friendster

aka poonster. Free hook-up service.

I'm going out with this girl I met on poonster, errrr, friendster.

by jb November 20, 2003

fist job

Sexual penetration with one or more fists. Again, the term JOB implies that at least 2 people are involved (see whack job).

I gave him a fist job for Valentines day

by JB February 27, 2005

jigga

adaptive, to overcome, to improvise

JiggaBruce, your such a Jigga.

by jb July 13, 2003

footlong

A male reproductive organ, the size of Justin's penis... 12 inches.

Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.

by JB July 7, 2003

dario

cool guy who's sex hungry

I won't be dario around stank pussy.

by jb January 16, 2004