Jb's definitions

footlong

A male reproductive organ, the size of Justin's penis... 12 inches.

Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.

by JB July 7, 2003

Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

by JB March 12, 2003

luvergrrl

Asshole who tries to send you viruses while pretending to be a chick.

Luvergrrl is a 14 year old boy, not a grrl.

by jB August 24, 2003

fist job

Sexual penetration with one or more fists. Again, the term JOB implies that at least 2 people are involved (see whack job).

I gave him a fist job for Valentines day

by JB February 27, 2005

dario

cool guy who's sex hungry

I won't be dario around stank pussy.

by jb January 16, 2004

anybody killa

Anybody killa is a native american rapper from Detroit Michigan his debute Psychopathic cd came out in 2003 entiteled "Hatchet Warrior" It sold well. In 2004 he realesed his second album "Dirty History" and he also joined Insane Clown Posse on the hells pit tour.

Retalition is a must
Watch your back
Stay on que
Shoulda never fucked with us
Now you got me after you
Devious and beady eyes
Quick to jump and take your life
What the hell you think this is?
Ain't no way you walkin' by
If you see them
Let them know
Just how far you lettin' shit go
You fuckin with some OG
Detroit weirdos
We bombin' on who ever dirty situation chasin'
and makin' you fuckin' bleed
Put you on a permanent vacation
Hammertime on your face with my right boot
For loose river dance
Do the jit into a spongy spit
My homies Twiztid got you listed
Have you all hemmed up like
"What the fuck is this?"
We bigger than you thought
The whole crew be representin'
Pistol whippin all haters
Have em twitchin' and flippin'
Retalition
Beat em down
Call up all the fellas
We been known in the hood
As some eye ball swellers

by Jb January 25, 2005

ringass

An endless ass. A person who never stops being an ass, as in a never ending ring.

He was a complete ringass.

by jB January 6, 2004