Jb's definitions

Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

by JB October 17, 2003

friendster

aka poonster. Free hook-up service.

I'm going out with this girl I met on poonster, errrr, friendster.

by jb November 20, 2003

chewing gum pop

Related to Bubblegum Pop. Cheezy chart music bestowed with a sense of kudos by the media, fans and other bands because of it's 'harder' or more authentic sound.

Avril Lavigne is pure chewing gum pop!

by JB October 24, 2004

whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.

Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?

by JB February 27, 2005

Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

by JB March 12, 2003

footlong

A male reproductive organ, the size of Justin's penis... 12 inches.

Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.

by JB July 7, 2003

jigga

adaptive, to overcome, to improvise

JiggaBruce, your such a Jigga.

by jb July 13, 2003