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yaht

yaht is not derogetory, it is crew
96 dee-greees on my Yaht!
YAHT
by JB March 11, 2003
mugGet the yahtmug.

whodey

Wassup, whodey!?
by jb January 16, 2004
mugGet the whodeymug.

London

City in England where foreign bank accounts go to die.
A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.
by JB June 23, 2004
mugGet the Londonmug.

whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.
Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?
by JB February 27, 2005
mugGet the whack the crackmug.

Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.
I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
by JB March 12, 2003
mugGet the Spooge Monkeymug.

fist job

Sexual penetration with one or more fists. Again, the term JOB implies that at least 2 people are involved (see whack job).
I gave him a fist job for Valentines day
by JB February 27, 2005
mugGet the fist jobmug.

footlong

A male reproductive organ, the size of Justin's penis... 12 inches.
Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.
by JB July 7, 2003
mugGet the footlongmug.

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