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arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience
dave you fucking arsecandle!
by JB October 25, 2003
mugGet the arsecandlemug.

it burns, my eye!

"yo, i heard KC is making a video for it burns, my eye. sweet-ass, IBME rocks the casbah."
by jb April 16, 2005
mugGet the it burns, my eye!mug.

dukey

Look at that pile of dukey on the ground, dukey-breath.
by JB April 8, 2003
mugGet the dukeymug.

cilf

Stands for "Cunt I'd Like To Fuck" much like the term m.i.l.f. (mom i'd like to fuck).
Refers to a girl of particular sexual attractiveness.

see also YCilf (young cunt i'd like to fuck), meaning the same as above, but more juicy.
"check out the cilf on the other side of the road"

"ycilf!!!" (whilst walking through a school dinner hall)
by JB July 19, 2003
mugGet the cilfmug.

5-on-2

n. Name for an illegal wrestling move (usu. performed by females) in which one who has no means of escaping the hold of another wrestler, so instead places their hand on opponents testicles and crushes them.
"She challenged me to a wrestling match and I almost had her pinned till she pulled the old 5-on-2..."
by JB November 13, 2003
mugGet the 5-on-2mug.

cerebrate

1) To think about deeply

2) A Chinese celebration
Won Hung Low cerebrated about how to cerebrate his birthday.
by JB October 6, 2005
mugGet the cerebratemug.

XLC

Xtremely Lame Clownz
Those XLC guys really knows how to cheat, they NEVER get revealed for what they do
by JB June 7, 2003
mugGet the XLCmug.

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