Jb's definitions

arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

by JB October 25, 2003

it burns, my eye!

best worst band in the world. 'nuff said.

"yo, i heard KC is making a video for it burns, my eye. sweet-ass, IBME rocks the casbah."

by jb April 16, 2005

dukey

shit, poop

Look at that pile of dukey on the ground, dukey-breath.

by JB April 8, 2003

cilf

Stands for "Cunt I'd Like To Fuck" much like the term m.i.l.f. (mom i'd like to fuck).
Refers to a girl of particular sexual attractiveness.

see also YCilf (young cunt i'd like to fuck), meaning the same as above, but more juicy.

"check out the cilf on the other side of the road"

"ycilf!!!" (whilst walking through a school dinner hall)

by JB July 19, 2003

5-on-2

n. Name for an illegal wrestling move (usu. performed by females) in which one who has no means of escaping the hold of another wrestler, so instead places their hand on opponents testicles and crushes them.

"She challenged me to a wrestling match and I almost had her pinned till she pulled the old 5-on-2..."

by JB November 13, 2003

cerebrate

1) To think about deeply

2) A Chinese celebration

Won Hung Low cerebrated about how to cerebrate his birthday.

by JB October 6, 2005

XLC

Xtremely Lame Clownz

Those XLC guys really knows how to cheat, they NEVER get revealed for what they do

by JB June 7, 2003