Jb's definitions

arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

by JB October 25, 2003

wazzak

Similar meaning to pillock. Someone who has proved themselves to be a bit of an idiot. Is usually irritating.

The term is often used as an insult against someone who has caused the insulter harm in some way.

Somewhat outdated the term is rarely used today.

That wazzak still owes me £50

by JB June 18, 2006

lvt

lvt means "leuk voor thuis", nice to take with you.

When you burglar a house and see something you like, you say: LVT

by JB June 14, 2004

BF-109

BF-109 is one of the greatest WW2 fighters of all time. It has shot down more aircraft than any other fighter in history. The BF-109 holds the worlds top aces forever. Aces such as Erich Hartmann-352 Arial Victories, erich Hartmann is the top ace of all time and probably ever.

Another victory in your 109 Hartmann?
BF-109 AKA-"Messerschmitt" "109".
BF-109|ME-109, same thing allies used "ME" and Germans "BF".

by Jb July 5, 2004

EAT DIE!

1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.

Person 1: "I'm so sorry... are you mad?"
Person 2: "EAT DIE!"

by JB November 12, 2003

Velcro Gloves

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.

Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves

by jb October 26, 2004

gizza

when you cum in a girl mouth while she's givin head.

Yo dawg,my girl put my dick in her mouth and i was lik 'gizza'

by jb January 16, 2004