Jb's definitions

Amsterdam

John Ashcroft's worst nightmare.

Weed and sex can be found in abundance in Amsterdam.

by JB June 23, 2004

5-on-2

n. Name for an illegal wrestling move (usu. performed by females) in which one who has no means of escaping the hold of another wrestler, so instead places their hand on opponents testicles and crushes them.

"She challenged me to a wrestling match and I almost had her pinned till she pulled the old 5-on-2..."

by JB November 13, 2003

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

cucuy

Known as the "mexican boogeyman", the cucuy is the adult phase of an alien species now origionating from the Lincoln National Forest of New Mexico. Known for ferocity and stealthiness, the cucuy is feared by all children who know it's evil name. (see also, cucuybird, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)

Viene el cucuy! (Here comes the cucuy!)

by JB April 12, 2005

lovaaaaaa

A person for which you have a strong physical and emotional connection. Your soulmate.

John, Dave and Joy were all lovaaaaaas.

by JB April 10, 2003

swoof

anything that is cool

That car is swoof.

by JB June 2, 2003

Boo-yah

Often Said when 'schooling'/beating your competition... almost as is you were sayin 'in Yo' face Mo'Fo'...

(kid in a bball gmae makes a steal, brings the ball down court and dunks the ma'fa' ball in the dang net...)
Then says... 'Boo-Yah' ( all upi in their opponent's face.

by jB February 12, 2003