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Freudian Rip

Its when you accidentaly fart when you really didn't mean to.
Girl: Oh my gosh, you just farted!!!

Guy: Baby I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It was a Freudian Rip.
by JB May 18, 2004
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robin quivers

Howard Stern's radio sidekick. Laughs a lot. Does the news at the end of every broadcast.

Full name:
Robin Ophelia Quivers
Robin's personality meshes well with Stern's, thus balancing the show perfectly.
by JB January 19, 2004
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it burns, my eye!

"yo, i heard KC is making a video for it burns, my eye. sweet-ass, IBME rocks the casbah."
by jb April 16, 2005
mugGet the it burns, my eye!mug.

meat axe

A term defining a harcore or tough person or someone with a lot of balls. Genetic anomallies, such as XXY, are often associated with meat axes, as are prison cells, but neither are requisite. Meat axe can be used with a positive intention.
That guy is a fucken meat axe.
He made that jump...what a meat axe.
by JB February 28, 2005
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lucio fulci

The so-called Italian "Godfather of Gore". Directed classics such as "The Beyond", "Zombie", "Don't Torture a Duckling" and "The New York Ripper".

His films are usually extremely violent and gory.

Born June 17, 1927 in Rome Italy. Originally a medical student. Continued to direct up until his death in 1996, of a diabetes-related illness.
Fulci's most well known work is 1979's "Zombie". An in-name-only sequel to George A. Romero's "Dawn of the Dead".
by JB January 19, 2004
mugGet the lucio fulcimug.

Siskel & Ebert

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!
by JB October 2, 2003
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for real

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.
by JB September 26, 2003
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