Jax's definitions

a/s/l

age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.

Dude 1: "yo, asl?"
Dude 2: "80/male/arkansas"
Dude 1: *runs, since there's no promise of sex*

by Jax February 18, 2003

jacks

breasts

Look at the jacks on that broad...

by jax July 23, 2003

Jackson,NJ

Jackson- known for Great Adventure and if you didnt live in Jackson your whole life then you know it as Six Flags. Its the place that you can be considered a Hick but at the same time be told you live in a city. You have to go to other towns to actually go to stores. One side of Jackson is woods and the other is built up. Schools are known to be over-crowded and filled with a diverse group. People move here because they like the woods but then they build it up to what they just left.
Anyone who is a true J-towner knows that there is always a PaRtY to go to, you know that Jackson is thought as this wonderful town that the kids are "innocent". Here is where you laugh it up. You know the deal-woods, parties,drinking...etc...there's nothing else to do. so fill that glass and cheers to the true J-towners that prove to every1 what a good time really is.

*Woods parties
*colliers mills
*Pit
*dirtbikes/quads
*hunt
*Shop

J-town is filled with a diversity that know one can ever live up to.

Your either one of us or not

by Jax February 12, 2005

occi

shit, having to shit

Can we pull over at this rest stop? I have to go occi.

by Jax April 11, 2005

Posey

Short term about anything that has to do with anything. Made up by the great Dustin. Mostly used by stoners and alcoholics.

"Let's posey over here." -Let's walk over here.
"Let's go smoke a posey."-Let's go smoke a joint.
"Posey!"-Bitch

by Jax November 6, 2006

ur mom

said as a filler, used as a sarcastic retort to something obnoxious, meaning most likely to shut the hell up and stop talking, or take the direction of the conversation a different way.

That guy is an idiot. Ur mom's an idiot.

by jax November 16, 2004

Spontaneorgasm

the burst of sexual energy felt when something turns you on suddenly and by suprise.. an orgasm you werent expecting

that guy was wearing the hottest cologne ive ever smelt, he walked by and gave me a spontaneorgasm.

by jax March 31, 2003