jax's definitions

Liability buddy

A person (usually a love interest, family member, child) who will inevitably need to be saved by the hero of the story. Can be present in both films and books.

Aunt May: "Why is Mary-Jane here?"

Harry: "She's Peter's liability buddy.

Aunt May: "Makes sense."

by Jax October 18, 2021

fluffy mary

Its a woman's hairy flange, used as an example to children in the same way as 'front bum'.

Make sure you wash your fluffy mary

by Jax December 20, 2003

Halo

An excelent song by the Heavy Metal band "Soil"

what do you want? a visual representation of a song?! get outa here

by Jax November 19, 2003

grappa

1.An old alcoholic beverage made from the remnants of wine-grape pressings (whatever was leftover, including stems, seeds, and skins). Grappa has been made in Italy since at least the sixteenth century. The first grappa makers were probably frugal farmers seeking a way to use up the leftovers from the winemaking process. Like balsamic vinegar and wine, the price goes up depending on the vineyard, and the aging process. Although grappa is a thoroughly Italian beverage, similar concoctions are produced in other nations, including the United States. In Spain it is aguardiente, the French call it marc, and the Greeks have their raki.

2.Is considered a grape spirit. After wine has been made, water is added to the leftover husks, skins, pits and stalks. The mash is fermented then distilled to become grappa. Grappa is clear, colorless and produced in Italy. Best enjoyed straight up in a cognac snifter, in mixed drinks and cocktails. Blends well with fruit juices, coffee, fruit liqueurs, nut liqueurs, cacao liqueurs, coffee liqueurs and cream liqueurs. Off the top of my head, Grappa is 70% alcohol.

holy shit that is strong

by jax January 7, 2005

raar

v; to roar, or occasionally, perhaps a quiet mewling-like sound, depending on the context it is used in.

Javelin Whitetail raaaaaaaaaaars.
Javelin Whitetail RAARS!
Javelin Whitetail raar.
Javelin Whitetail says, "Raar!"

by Jax March 31, 2003

nosey

A nose. Especially a CUTE nose.

You've got a fucking nosey, you've got a fucking nosey!

by Jax August 1, 2003

taptaptap that ass

mainly used when someone is good looking or you have extremely intense alcoholic goggles on and think this is the case and you would like to hit that, hook up with them, have them take advantage of you

yo i wanna taptaptap that ass

by jax November 16, 2004