Jax's definitions

grappa

1.An old alcoholic beverage made from the remnants of wine-grape pressings (whatever was leftover, including stems, seeds, and skins). Grappa has been made in Italy since at least the sixteenth century. The first grappa makers were probably frugal farmers seeking a way to use up the leftovers from the winemaking process. Like balsamic vinegar and wine, the price goes up depending on the vineyard, and the aging process. Although grappa is a thoroughly Italian beverage, similar concoctions are produced in other nations, including the United States. In Spain it is aguardiente, the French call it marc, and the Greeks have their raki.

2.Is considered a grape spirit. After wine has been made, water is added to the leftover husks, skins, pits and stalks. The mash is fermented then distilled to become grappa. Grappa is clear, colorless and produced in Italy. Best enjoyed straight up in a cognac snifter, in mixed drinks and cocktails. Blends well with fruit juices, coffee, fruit liqueurs, nut liqueurs, cacao liqueurs, coffee liqueurs and cream liqueurs. Off the top of my head, Grappa is 70% alcohol.

holy shit that is strong

by jax January 7, 2005

Liability buddy

A person (usually a love interest, family member, child) who will inevitably need to be saved by the hero of the story. Can be present in both films and books.

Aunt May: "Why is Mary-Jane here?"

Harry: "She's Peter's liability buddy.

Aunt May: "Makes sense."

by Jax October 18, 2021

fluffy mary

Its a woman's hairy flange, used as an example to children in the same way as 'front bum'.

Make sure you wash your fluffy mary

by Jax December 20, 2003

a/s/l

age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.

Dude 1: "yo, asl?"
Dude 2: "80/male/arkansas"
Dude 1: *runs, since there's no promise of sex*

by Jax February 18, 2003

muffinous

The act of emulating a muffin, or an other delicious dessert or pastry (i.e. donut)

She is SO muffinous and cute!

by Jax August 1, 2003

jacks

breasts

Look at the jacks on that broad...

by jax July 23, 2003

dopalicious

stemming from the word dope added to delicious

that shirt is dopalicious!!!

by JaX May 17, 2004