JavaJaneOhio's definitions

landslide

To win by an overwhelming majority.

With 88% of the vote, the incumbent won by a landslide.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

MWWM

Middle-age Woman Without Morals

An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.

This 50 year old grandmother was hitting on my boyfriend all night like he was into her. She even took her top off. He called her an MWWM right to her face, but she didn't even know what that means.

by JavaJaneOhio May 9, 2013

bad for business

Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.

Man, that 4th chili dog with onion cheese tots was bad for business!

by JavaJaneOhio October 15, 2011

greek festival

Homosexual orgy.

From the idea that ancient Greek men often engaged in homosexual sex.

I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

digital regret

That bad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realize you posted something you shouldn't have on your blog or other social media where everyone can see it.

I got fired for ranting about my boss on facebook. Boy do I have digital regret!

by JavaJaneOhio July 22, 2010

poop in the punch bowl

1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.

2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.

Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

cowtown

1. A large city that springs up from a small rural town in which the residents are still unsophisticated or uneducated in the ways of the world and still think in small-town ways.

2. A semi-rural place where cows literally live near the residential areas.

Columbus, Ohio has the reputation of being a cowtown.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010