JavaJaneOhio's definitions

MWWM

Middle-age Woman Without Morals

An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.

This 50 year old grandmother was hitting on my boyfriend all night like he was into her. She even took her top off. He called her an MWWM right to her face, but she didn't even know what that means.

by JavaJaneOhio May 9, 2013

gaga

Butt, behind, ass hole, fanny. Local slang in the Pittsburgh/Cleveland region.

Man, my gaga itches!

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

greek festival

Homosexual orgy.

From the idea that ancient Greek men often engaged in homosexual sex.

I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

bad for business

Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.

Man, that 4th chili dog with onion cheese tots was bad for business!

by JavaJaneOhio October 15, 2011

fricker

Someone who habitually loses at gambling. Derrogatory word for a casino-fly loser.

I'm not going to that casino, it's full of frickers.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

unfriendly

A woman (or man) who isn't interested in a guy who's chatting her (him) up.

That chick is so unfriendly she won't go out with me even though I've asked her like 8 times.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

digital regret

That bad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realize you posted something you shouldn't have on your blog or other social media where everyone can see it.

I got fired for ranting about my boss on facebook. Boy do I have digital regret!

by JavaJaneOhio July 22, 2010