JavaJaneOhio's definitions

peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

raven kiss

To pick someone's pocket while pretending to give them an affectionate greeting, especially at a large public event like Mardi Gras or New Year's Eve.

Term comes from ravens being scavenger birds.

Hey, wait. My wallet's gone. That blond woman raven kissed me!

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

poop in the punch bowl

1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.

2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.

Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

juggilo

A man or woman who is so obsessed with a woman with big breasts that they will do anything to be with her, even empty his bank account to buy her gifts.

Woman 1: I can't believe your ex-husband left you for that balloon-boobed bleach blonde.

Woman 2: Well, he always was a juggilo.

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

buzby

A haircut that's very short in the back and long in the front. The opposite of a mullet. A punk haircut.

Manny got sick of his hair hanging down his neck, but he loved long locks around his face, so he asked the stylist for a buzby.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2011

beastie

Way cool, very good, awesome.

That new series of vampire graphic novels is BEASTIE dude!

by JavaJaneOhio November 16, 2010

digital regret

That bad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realize you posted something you shouldn't have on your blog or other social media where everyone can see it.

I got fired for ranting about my boss on facebook. Boy do I have digital regret!

by JavaJaneOhio July 22, 2010