JavaJaneOhio's definitions

go to Boca

Stop thinking like an old person. Comes from the idea that old people move to Boca Raton, Florida when they retire.

You drive a Dodge Intrepid and you still don't have a smart phone? Go to Boca already!

by JavaJaneOhio August 2, 2010

wheelie pod

A small electric vehicle, such as a smart car.

There's no way all five of us could sqeeze into Jake's wheelie pod.

by JavaJaneOhio August 10, 2010

beastie

Way cool, very good, awesome.

That new series of vampire graphic novels is BEASTIE dude!

by JavaJaneOhio November 16, 2010

buzby

A haircut that's very short in the back and long in the front. The opposite of a mullet. A punk haircut.

Manny got sick of his hair hanging down his neck, but he loved long locks around his face, so he asked the stylist for a buzby.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2011

juggilo

A man or woman who is so obsessed with a woman with big breasts that they will do anything to be with her, even empty his bank account to buy her gifts.

Woman 1: I can't believe your ex-husband left you for that balloon-boobed bleach blonde.

Woman 2: Well, he always was a juggilo.

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

junkspeak

The ramblings of politicians. The meaningless jumble of catch-phrases, buzzwords, sound bites and cliches by which politicians communicate to their followers.

The candidate's rally speech was so full of junkspeak that only his disciples understood him.

by JavaJaneOhio November 3, 2010

sissy terms

explaining something in simple terms for uninitiated persons, especially highly technical information put into terms even a child would understand. Making tech talk understandable by the masses.

I couldn't understand TCP/IP until my buddy put it in sissy terms for me.

by JavaJaneOhio September 26, 2011