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add-on child

A child born to keep another child from being an only child or to provide transplantable parts for an older child, especially one who would not have been conceived otherwise.
In Jodi Picoult's novel My Sister's Keeper, Anna Fitzgerald, the daughter conceived to provide bone marrow and a kidney transplant to her terminally-ill older sister Kate, is the add-on child of the family.
by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010
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remote revenge

Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.

Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.
When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.
by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010
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malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
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kixer

A child of school age; a student between kindergarten and sixth grade; older than a preschooler but not yet a teenager.
The library has many programs for kixers and tweens.
by JavaJaneOhio April 14, 2010
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Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
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wheelie pod

There's no way all five of us could sqeeze into Jake's wheelie pod.
by JavaJaneOhio August 10, 2010
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Effie

A person who f*cks a lot. A person devoted to having frequent or unusual sex. Sex addict. A person who gives away sex to anyone who asks.

From the first letter of the word "f*ck."
The man who hit on you at that club was an Effie.
by JavaJaneOhio December 6, 2011
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