JavaJaneOhio's definitions

grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils

Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.

Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.

by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012

dick digger

A woman or man who uses men for sex without wanting a relationship, the way a golddigger uses lovers for money.

A woman or man who demeans men by only relating to them sexually.

I couldn't figure out what Molly saw in Nathan until I realized she's just a dick digger.

by JavaJaneOhio July 20, 2010

wheelie pod

A small electric vehicle, such as a smart car.

There's no way all five of us could sqeeze into Jake's wheelie pod.

by JavaJaneOhio August 10, 2010

lifeless

A person who doesn't have an identity in Second Life.

Megan's on facebook, but she's lifeless.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

spontaneous neanderthalism

The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.

Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.

by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010

trailer tramp

A person of low quality who pretends to be of the upper class, specifically one who uses sex to climb the social ladder.

Betheny is going to a White House dinner with that politician she met at the strip club. He doesn't realize she's a trailer tramp!

by JavaJaneOhio September 8, 2010

raven kiss

To pick someone's pocket while pretending to give them an affectionate greeting, especially at a large public event like Mardi Gras or New Year's Eve.

Term comes from ravens being scavenger birds.

Hey, wait. My wallet's gone. That blond woman raven kissed me!

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010