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raven kiss

To pick someone's pocket while pretending to give them an affectionate greeting, especially at a large public event like Mardi Gras or New Year's Eve.

Term comes from ravens being scavenger birds.
Hey, wait. My wallet's gone. That blond woman raven kissed me!
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
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peemergency

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.
by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010
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snork

To abruptly and sharply bump one's nose.
I got snorked by a wild pitch in the game last night! My nose still hurts!
by JavaJaneOhio April 28, 2010
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mocktail

A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.
Boy, this restaurant has a huge menu of mocktails for the kiddies!
by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010
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add-on child

A child born to keep another child from being an only child or to provide transplantable parts for an older child, especially one who would not have been conceived otherwise.
In Jodi Picoult's novel My Sister's Keeper, Anna Fitzgerald, the daughter conceived to provide bone marrow and a kidney transplant to her terminally-ill older sister Kate, is the add-on child of the family.
by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010
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pee on my parade

When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.
What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!

Or

You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
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go to Boca

Stop thinking like an old person. Comes from the idea that old people move to Boca Raton, Florida when they retire.
You drive a Dodge Intrepid and you still don't have a smart phone? Go to Boca already!
by JavaJaneOhio August 2, 2010
mugGet the go to Bocamug.

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