JavaJaneOhio's definitions
A relationship that is over or dying but you don't want to admit that so you avoid the truth by saying "it's complicated."
Gina and Chad's engagement has been on the rocks for years but they won't move on, they just stay together and say, "it's complicated" whenever people ask when they're planning to get married.
by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010
Get the it's complicatedmug. 1. A large city that springs up from a small rural town in which the residents are still unsophisticated or uneducated in the ways of the world and still think in small-town ways.
2. A semi-rural place where cows literally live near the residential areas.
2. A semi-rural place where cows literally live near the residential areas.
Columbus, Ohio has the reputation of being a cowtown.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
Get the cowtownmug. by JavaJaneOhio August 10, 2010
Get the wheelie podmug. A person who f*cks a lot. A person devoted to having frequent or unusual sex. Sex addict. A person who gives away sex to anyone who asks.
From the first letter of the word "f*ck."
From the first letter of the word "f*ck."
by JavaJaneOhio December 6, 2011
Get the Effiemug. A state of disarray so chaotic that it's dizzying to look at. A mess that is beyond the normal range of disarray. Visual clutter that draws attention to itself.
When the Project Runway contestant showed a garment made out of multicolored plush animals tied together with yarn, Heide Klum declared, "It's a hot mess!"
by JavaJaneOhio November 5, 2010
Get the hot messmug. A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.
by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010
Get the mocktailmug. by JavaJaneOhio November 16, 2010
Get the beastiemug.