JavaJaneOhio's definitions

Christian

1. A political movement that uses the name and identity of Christ to gather support and momentum for its causes and ideals.

2. A social group that meets for networking and support, usually on Sunday mornings and/or Wednesday nights.

3. A follower of the teachings of Christ.

1. Glenn Beck organized a Christian political rally at the Lincoln Memorial on August 28, 2010.

2. My mom likes the 8:30 service at the Christian church where she is a member.

3. My friend John, the Christian, totally lives like a humanitarian.

by JavaJaneOhio September 22, 2010

Amerigut

The belly fat that Europeans get when they come to America for an extended stay and start eating American food. A small beer belly.

After chowing down on Buffalo wings for a couple of months, Michal started wearing boxer trunks to the beach because he developed Amerigut.

by JavaJaneOhio August 29, 2010

casino fly

Someone who habituates casinos. A person who goes to a casino more than once a month, like a barfly hangs around bars or a housefly hangs around a garbage can.

I can't believe you went to the casino again last night. You're getting to be a real casino fly.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

greek festival

Homosexual orgy.

From the idea that ancient Greek men often engaged in homosexual sex.

I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

unfriendly

A woman (or man) who isn't interested in a guy who's chatting her (him) up.

That chick is so unfriendly she won't go out with me even though I've asked her like 8 times.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

sissy terms

explaining something in simple terms for uninitiated persons, especially highly technical information put into terms even a child would understand. Making tech talk understandable by the masses.

I couldn't understand TCP/IP until my buddy put it in sissy terms for me.

by JavaJaneOhio September 26, 2011

junkspeak

The ramblings of politicians. The meaningless jumble of catch-phrases, buzzwords, sound bites and cliches by which politicians communicate to their followers.

The candidate's rally speech was so full of junkspeak that only his disciples understood him.

by JavaJaneOhio November 3, 2010