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Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
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dick digger

A woman or man who uses men for sex without wanting a relationship, the way a golddigger uses lovers for money.

A woman or man who demeans men by only relating to them sexually.
I couldn't figure out what Molly saw in Nathan until I realized she's just a dick digger.
by JavaJaneOhio July 20, 2010
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winnow

verb

to remove people you are no longer friends with from your Facebook or other social media friends list.
I had like 2000 friends on Facebook, so I winnowed them down to the 100 people I actually like.
by JavaJaneOhio December 3, 2010
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it's complicated

A relationship that is over or dying but you don't want to admit that so you avoid the truth by saying "it's complicated."
Gina and Chad's engagement has been on the rocks for years but they won't move on, they just stay together and say, "it's complicated" whenever people ask when they're planning to get married.
by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010
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cowtown

1. A large city that springs up from a small rural town in which the residents are still unsophisticated or uneducated in the ways of the world and still think in small-town ways.

2. A semi-rural place where cows literally live near the residential areas.
Columbus, Ohio has the reputation of being a cowtown.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
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Effie

A person who f*cks a lot. A person devoted to having frequent or unusual sex. Sex addict. A person who gives away sex to anyone who asks.

From the first letter of the word "f*ck."
The man who hit on you at that club was an Effie.
by JavaJaneOhio December 6, 2011
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wheelie pod

There's no way all five of us could sqeeze into Jake's wheelie pod.
by JavaJaneOhio August 10, 2010
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