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cowtown

1. A large city that springs up from a small rural town in which the residents are still unsophisticated or uneducated in the ways of the world and still think in small-town ways.

2. A semi-rural place where cows literally live near the residential areas.
Columbus, Ohio has the reputation of being a cowtown.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
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Amerigut

The belly fat that Europeans get when they come to America for an extended stay and start eating American food. A small beer belly.
After chowing down on Buffalo wings for a couple of months, Michal started wearing boxer trunks to the beach because he developed Amerigut.
by JavaJaneOhio August 29, 2010
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Christian

1. A political movement that uses the name and identity of Christ to gather support and momentum for its causes and ideals.

2. A social group that meets for networking and support, usually on Sunday mornings and/or Wednesday nights.

3. A follower of the teachings of Christ.
1. Glenn Beck organized a Christian political rally at the Lincoln Memorial on August 28, 2010.

2. My mom likes the 8:30 service at the Christian church where she is a member.

3. My friend John, the Christian, totally lives like a humanitarian.
by JavaJaneOhio September 22, 2010
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poop in the punch bowl

1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.

2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.
Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
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snork

To abruptly and sharply bump one's nose.
I got snorked by a wild pitch in the game last night! My nose still hurts!
by JavaJaneOhio April 28, 2010
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pee on my parade

When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.
What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!

Or

You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
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go to Boca

Stop thinking like an old person. Comes from the idea that old people move to Boca Raton, Florida when they retire.
You drive a Dodge Intrepid and you still don't have a smart phone? Go to Boca already!
by JavaJaneOhio August 2, 2010
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