JavaJaneOhio's definitions

remote revenge

Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.

Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.

When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.

by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010

add-on child

A child born to keep another child from being an only child or to provide transplantable parts for an older child, especially one who would not have been conceived otherwise.

In Jodi Picoult's novel My Sister's Keeper, Anna Fitzgerald, the daughter conceived to provide bone marrow and a kidney transplant to her terminally-ill older sister Kate, is the add-on child of the family.

by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010

pee on my parade

When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.

What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!

Or

You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

go to Boca

Stop thinking like an old person. Comes from the idea that old people move to Boca Raton, Florida when they retire.

You drive a Dodge Intrepid and you still don't have a smart phone? Go to Boca already!

by JavaJaneOhio August 2, 2010

winnow

verb

to remove people you are no longer friends with from your Facebook or other social media friends list.

I had like 2000 friends on Facebook, so I winnowed them down to the 100 people I actually like.

by JavaJaneOhio December 3, 2010

cowtown

1. A large city that springs up from a small rural town in which the residents are still unsophisticated or uneducated in the ways of the world and still think in small-town ways.

2. A semi-rural place where cows literally live near the residential areas.

Columbus, Ohio has the reputation of being a cowtown.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

Amerigut

The belly fat that Europeans get when they come to America for an extended stay and start eating American food. A small beer belly.

After chowing down on Buffalo wings for a couple of months, Michal started wearing boxer trunks to the beach because he developed Amerigut.

by JavaJaneOhio August 29, 2010