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malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
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kixer

A child of school age; a student between kindergarten and sixth grade; older than a preschooler but not yet a teenager.
The library has many programs for kixers and tweens.
by JavaJaneOhio April 14, 2010
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landslide

With 88% of the vote, the incumbent won by a landslide.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
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human search engine

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.
by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010
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Toth factor

The loss of real estate value caused by a bad, sloppy or lazy neighbor, as compared to comparable homes in the neighborhood that don't abut the bad neighbor. The difference in resale value between a home with good neighbors and a similar one with a bad neighbor.
My nasty neighbors next door kept bothering prospective buyers during showings, so I ended up selling for 20% less than the appraised value. The toth factor cost me thousands!
by JavaJaneOhio April 16, 2011
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MWWM

Middle-age Woman Without Morals

An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.
This 50 year old grandmother was hitting on my boyfriend all night like he was into her. She even took her top off. He called her an MWWM right to her face, but she didn't even know what that means.
by JavaJaneOhio May 9, 2013
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dick digger

A woman or man who uses men for sex without wanting a relationship, the way a golddigger uses lovers for money.

A woman or man who demeans men by only relating to them sexually.
I couldn't figure out what Molly saw in Nathan until I realized she's just a dick digger.
by JavaJaneOhio July 20, 2010
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