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In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
Get the malicious fecal distribution mug.1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.
2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.
2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.
Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
Get the poop in the punch bowl mug.That bad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realize you posted something you shouldn't have on your blog or other social media where everyone can see it.
by JavaJaneOhio July 22, 2010
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The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
Get the grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils mug.A woman or man who uses men for sex without wanting a relationship, the way a golddigger uses lovers for money.
A woman or man who demeans men by only relating to them sexually.
A woman or man who demeans men by only relating to them sexually.
by JavaJaneOhio July 20, 2010
Get the dick digger mug.1. A large city that springs up from a small rural town in which the residents are still unsophisticated or uneducated in the ways of the world and still think in small-town ways.
2. A semi-rural place where cows literally live near the residential areas.
2. A semi-rural place where cows literally live near the residential areas.
Columbus, Ohio has the reputation of being a cowtown.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
Get the cowtown mug.A relationship that is over or dying but you don't want to admit that so you avoid the truth by saying "it's complicated."
Gina and Chad's engagement has been on the rocks for years but they won't move on, they just stay together and say, "it's complicated" whenever people ask when they're planning to get married.
by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010
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