JavaJaneOhio's definitions

lifeless

A person who doesn't have an identity in Second Life.

Megan's on facebook, but she's lifeless.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

human search engine

Reference librarian.

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.

by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010

peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

buzby

A haircut that's very short in the back and long in the front. The opposite of a mullet. A punk haircut.

Manny got sick of his hair hanging down his neck, but he loved long locks around his face, so he asked the stylist for a buzby.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2011

juggilo

A man or woman who is so obsessed with a woman with big breasts that they will do anything to be with her, even empty his bank account to buy her gifts.

Woman 1: I can't believe your ex-husband left you for that balloon-boobed bleach blonde.

Woman 2: Well, he always was a juggilo.

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

beastie

Way cool, very good, awesome.

That new series of vampire graphic novels is BEASTIE dude!

by JavaJaneOhio November 16, 2010

remote revenge

Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.

Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.

When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.

by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010