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raven kiss

To pick someone's pocket while pretending to give them an affectionate greeting, especially at a large public event like Mardi Gras or New Year's Eve.

Term comes from ravens being scavenger birds.
Hey, wait. My wallet's gone. That blond woman raven kissed me!
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
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kixer

A child of school age; a student between kindergarten and sixth grade; older than a preschooler but not yet a teenager.
The library has many programs for kixers and tweens.
by JavaJaneOhio April 14, 2010
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malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
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dick digger

A woman or man who uses men for sex without wanting a relationship, the way a golddigger uses lovers for money.

A woman or man who demeans men by only relating to them sexually.
I couldn't figure out what Molly saw in Nathan until I realized she's just a dick digger.
by JavaJaneOhio July 20, 2010
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buzby

A haircut that's very short in the back and long in the front. The opposite of a mullet. A punk haircut.
Manny got sick of his hair hanging down his neck, but he loved long locks around his face, so he asked the stylist for a buzby.
by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2011
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beastie

That new series of vampire graphic novels is BEASTIE dude!
by JavaJaneOhio November 16, 2010
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juggilo

A man or woman who is so obsessed with a woman with big breasts that they will do anything to be with her, even empty his bank account to buy her gifts.
Woman 1: I can't believe your ex-husband left you for that balloon-boobed bleach blonde.

Woman 2: Well, he always was a juggilo.
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
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