Jason's definitions

Stifler

From the american pie series, Steve Stifler, is the most brain dead, nerotic, kick ass! guy in the movie, does not take shit from anyone, yet believes everyone (including guys) wish to get some of his alter-ego, the stiffmeister.

"I am just happy we didnt invite stifler, i second that motion" - American Wedding (2003)

by Jason August 20, 2003

wifebeater

A white sleaveles t-shirt also referred to as a muscle shirt or singlet.

Virgil's got his wifebeater on, looks like Helen's gonna get taught a lesson tonight!

by Jason August 14, 2002

gofaster

chrystal methamphetamine or otherwise known as crysatl meth, speed, shit, junk and others.

I went to the dopeman to get some gofaster but he was out for the moment, so I tweeked on his porch step for the night.

by Jason September 8, 2004

break a tree

to go out socially on a week night with the intention of having one drink which unexpectedly turns into a large drinking session and renders you unfit for work the next day

I went out with Owen last night for literally one beer and ended up breaking a tree

by Jason September 12, 2003

lasher

lasher ... a beor ( womaon ) who is very pleasing to the eye.

jaysus lads look at that lasher there, i wouldn't mind a lash of her.

I never knew jerys sister was such a lasher.

by Jason July 1, 2004

Buck Naked

what a man might call himself under the following conditions; a) he is trying to convince his mother that he isn't gay, but is a porno actor under that name, b) he is trying to convince his girlfriend that he is gay, so they can break up (only she doesn't believe him, hence he tries to turn her off by telling her that he is a porno actor under that name)

Buck Naked!

by Jason June 30, 2004

Hete

Derived from "HETEro to the minus one", meaning the inverse of heterosexual, thus homosexual.

Rick is a hete, he is always looking at men.

by Jason October 6, 2003