Jason's definitions

WAG

An abbrieviation, short for Wild Ass Guess.

The origin of this word is likely military, but that is just a WAG.

by Jason January 28, 2005

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

Take it like a champ!

1. Not fagging out.
2. Walking it off.
3. Sucking it up.
4. Don't be a pussy.

Hey bitch, you like that? Bend over and take it like a champ!

by Jason May 24, 2004

Safe Sex

When two safes have sex

Look, those safes are getting it on.

by Jason March 1, 2004

shnell

A lying or deceiving person, usually fat

fuckin shnell, lying cunt

by jason August 26, 2003

neetu

a brown girl from woodhaven queens.

neetu has a friend named angelina.

by jason August 24, 2004

holy piss

what comes from drinking holy water... also an interjection.

holy piss!!!
i just took a holy piss after drinking the holy water.

by jason November 29, 2003