Jason's definitions

stond

Teh smrtest.

I am Stond! I pwn joo!

by Jason January 17, 2004

strike a nerve

It's when your being cocky in a fight and someone hits you say:

Well, that stuck a nerve.

to show that, "oh look, i could hardly tell but i think this chap wants to fight me...."

by jason May 13, 2005

Dangeresque

n. A famous movie character from a trilogy by Strongbad, starring Coach Z as Ronaldo, Bubs as the evil villain, and Strongbad as Dangeresque.

a. "I won't let you die Dangeresque!"
"Don't worry, dying's not on the menu!"

b. Dangeresque: "But the elevator in this building is broken, so I guess I'll have to jump!"

by Jason November 10, 2003

chonan

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.

This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.

by Jason June 18, 2006

i guess

Saying yes to something that you shouldn't even have to waste your time or effort into saying "yes" to.

I guess really means, "yes"

I guess is an answer to a question that a person should already know the answer to before asking the question.

Jane: Do you race your car?
Mike: I guess..

Jane: Did you go to the store?
Mike: (true meaning) What do you think you stupid idiot? (Give me secks!)

by Jason December 21, 2004

gizzed

When you fuck a woman, and you cum in your hand, and then you slap her (I mean really smack her) with the cum soaked hand.

I finished and gizzed her in the face.

by jason October 5, 2004

Pitch a Duce

To take a shit

Dude where is the bathroom? I've gotta pitch a duce.

by Jason November 10, 2003