Jason's definitions

second wind

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out

1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker

by Jason November 5, 2003

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

strike a nerve

It's when your being cocky in a fight and someone hits you say:

Well, that stuck a nerve.

to show that, "oh look, i could hardly tell but i think this chap wants to fight me...."

by jason May 13, 2005

stond

Teh smrtest.

I am Stond! I pwn joo!

by Jason January 17, 2004

shelfass

When someone is really really fat and their ass sticks out and it looks like a shelf. You can put pictures, lamps, or even write a paper on it.

Fat big assed people, usually woman

by Jason February 20, 2005

Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 24, 2004

Jaydeath

Jaydeath - A comic book character based on the coolest person in the world. The character is a bounty hunter, but the true person is a professional ninja that protects North Woodmere from other ninjas at night.

"Jaydeath sliced that other ninja's balls off"

by Jason February 2, 2005