Jason's definitions

sex kitten

A woman that is so sexy you just want to grab her and do unmentionable things. Sex kittens are usually found in cool climates, but do tend to come out when it gets somewhat hot. These sexual beings are and nuts in bed and just make you cringe!

Damn, I met this "sex kitten" last week that's fucking hot! She's made me feel things I've never felt and is damn sexy!

by Jason May 13, 2004

pig

Basketball game that is shorter than horse. It consists of one person making a shot and the other matching it. The first to miss three shots and spell pig losses.

We didn't have enought time to play horse, so we played a game of pig instead

by jason February 12, 2005

goddamn ducks

A term used when you, or someone around you farts. This is because a fart sounds like a duck

Person 1: *farts*... goddamn ducks
Person 2: goddamn ducks...

*Person 3 walks in*
Person 3: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
Person 1: goddamn ducks!

by Jason December 13, 2004

smelly poo

the name given to a shitty teacher, who smells

Mr Ilango is a smelly poo

by jason April 12, 2004

lined

when a bunch of guys line up to fuck a girl or guy, hence getting fucked by guys in a line.

Leina got lined last night by the entire football team and Miguel while Jason watched!

by Jason June 9, 2004

jive stick

A marihuana cigarette/cigar.

Often filled with marihuana and pot, sometimes even at the same time.

Dude I just smoked a jive stick so obviously dont fuck with me, Im on weed...oh and I smile cuz Im high

by Jason October 7, 2005

EmCof

The most splendid display of large brested big booty-ness known to man; more than beyonce.

You are so bootylicious, Emcof is not even ready for your jelly!

by Jason December 20, 2004