Jade's definitions

jade

"Pounamu" or greenstone as it known as in english.

NZ Nephrite (jade) is a stone for which NZ has become famous.
Also known as Pounamu or greenstone

by Jade January 28, 2006

sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".

Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?

by Jade November 14, 2004

Virtua Fighter

A game that have a slow reaction time and was focused to much on the graphics instead of the gameplay...that's why its never have such of a big sucess like Tekken Dead or Alive or Street Fighter.

If Virtua Fighter is such a great game then how it haven't gotten over America...its not that America is lazy its just that America knows the difference between treasure and trash.

by Jade July 5, 2003

Eraser

The greatest invention since the pencil.

Although I'm far from the point, I don't make mistakes, I fix yours.

by Jade November 14, 2004

mormon

The best religion in the whole world! They dont have boring church sessions. They have fun youth activities. They have hott missionary elders. They're the best! The only true church on earth. I don't see why anyone could hear about the church and not know it's true because it definitely is and if someone wants me to explain how i know its true i'll explain to them in a second. Theres a lot of false rumors about our beleifs which aren't true. We tend to be very nice people. There's a lot of mormons in Utah. Not many in some other places like in nova scotia. There's like, none. but its all good. I love the church, its amazing.

Look at those hott elders theyre so cool

by Jade September 15, 2005

tekken

ITs a game that lives up to its standards and have a better story line out there then most of those games out there...its the only game I know for right now or played that have decent characters and a old man that Everyones loves to beat the crap out of...for any button pushers out there they won't get passed round 2 on Ultra hard in Tekken 4.

The Tekken series lives up to its own standards.

by Jade July 5, 2003

deerhunter11688

a stupid guy who "thinks" he can have any girl and that hes "hot" and just uses them for sex and even when he's dating them tells other girls that he doesnt really like his girlfriend right now but hes to "sensitive" to break up with them so when hes done with them he'll go out with you... but all he really wants it sex...

brandon lang (i think thats his last name)

by jade March 12, 2004