Jade's definitions

sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".

Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?

by Jade November 14, 2004

jade

"Pounamu" or greenstone as it known as in english.

NZ Nephrite (jade) is a stone for which NZ has become famous.
Also known as Pounamu or greenstone

by Jade January 28, 2006

Eraser

The greatest invention since the pencil.

Although I'm far from the point, I don't make mistakes, I fix yours.

by Jade November 14, 2004

hockey

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks

fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"

by Jade May 13, 2005

darth vader

coolest freakin SITH LORD next darth maul. no one can compare to this dark lord of the force. And what the heck is up with an old fogey as an apprentice? what the heck is this crap!!!??? Get Count Dooku the heck outta here!!!

by jade June 21, 2003

bum egg

verb - he she it is an egg.
comes from the latin bumeus eggeus. is an extreme of the formal insult egg. taken that they are not only of a geeky persuasion but raises some question of their sexual preferance. may be used in many circles.

"Bill, can i have your rubber to erase this drawing of a penis?"
"No, because you will most likely lose it"
"hmmph! your such a bum egg!"

by jade October 19, 2004

Jensexual

When a female who is otherwise lesbian is attracted to, in love with and/or obsessed with David Jendro.

I'm not gay... I dunno. I'm a jensexual

by Jade July 3, 2004