Jade's definitions

lindsay lohan

untalented ginger bitch that thinks she can act and sing who had a nose and boob job but denies it

why dont lindsay lohan just admit she had a nose and boob job everyone already knows it

by Jade April 22, 2005

Lecker

ERic, eric and did i say eric?

Eric Shut-up ur such a lecker

by jade December 9, 2003

hermie

A being who has BOTH sex organs.

Carrot Top.

by Jade November 10, 2003

Oy

1.Oy is just yo backwards.


2.Jewish way of saying "What a loser."

1. Oy, Dawg. Watzz daa dealio?/??

2. Rabbi: -watches someone trip over a rock- "Oy."

by Jade November 14, 2004

Blowpops

Happiness in a candy.

Otherwise known as addictive.

Your future world leader's weakness (yours truly).

"I was about to behead the peasant, but I abruptly stopped when I heard his offer of unlimited blowpops for life."

by Jade November 14, 2004

darth vader

coolest freakin SITH LORD next darth maul. no one can compare to this dark lord of the force. And what the heck is up with an old fogey as an apprentice? what the heck is this crap!!!??? Get Count Dooku the heck outta here!!!

by jade June 21, 2003

red nail polish

looks extremely fashionable and mod when applied to nails.

Red Nail Polish is the only nail polish there is.

by Jade October 14, 2003