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Blitz

A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.
Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.
by Jacob April 7, 2005
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zoltron

random. that's all it is and all it'll ever be.
"that's so zoltron."
by jacob November 15, 2004
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Bunta

it was derived from the following joke:
Two explorers were walking through the african plains when kidnapped by an african tribe. The chief told the explorers they had two choices: death or bunta. The first, saying he has a wife and kids, easily chose bunta. The whole tribe bends him over and rapes him. The second, not wanting the ass rapage chose death. The cheif smiles and yells to the tribe, "Death by bunta"
by Jacob November 29, 2003
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Deez

Letting those bitches know whose nuts these be.
Hey, has D. got ahold of you yet?
- D. who?
Deez nuts bitch.
by Jacob January 13, 2004
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camis pregnant Joke

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.

It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.
"Sarah has AIDS, aahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah" is a camis pregnant joke
by Jacob November 29, 2004
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Boss Hogg

Jefferson Davis Hogg. Corrupt, short, banty rooster-esque character who ran the town of Hazzard in the classic television show The Dukes Of Hazzard.
Dangit, Boss Hogg done sent Roscoe after us again!
by Jacob November 12, 2003
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Gloveja

1. The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed.
2. Something similar to the cultivated, groomed hair on the human upper lip, as:
A. A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of an animal.
B. Distinctive coloring or feathers near the beak of a bird.
C. Food or drink sticking conspicuously to the upper lip.
1. I hate when I have to shave my gloveja.

2. Sometimes when I drink milk, I get a milk gloveja
by Jacob December 17, 2004
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