Jacob's definitions

Horrible band

See Simple Plan Good charlotte U2.

Those Bands really suck.

by Jacob January 30, 2005

bla

blah: nothing much going on, boring, stagnant, dull, indecisive

this is a blah day.

by Jacob May 20, 2004

R1-Up

From the popular video game on the "crappy" PS2 console, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (PC VERSION IS BETTER).
The buttons R1 and up call your gang members to kill you fo's!

Go to a store adn find a black guy in green. Yell at him, "R1 UP" and then a simple , "BITCH!".

by Jacob December 18, 2004

Triton Eye

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.

by Jacob May 5, 2005

pmgz

same concept as "pwned."
reall meaning: "omgz"
other way of saying it: "pmg!"
or "pmg!!!1111111"

me: "pmgz! i just killed someone on accident!"
loser: "what does 'pmgz' mean?"
me: "losah."

by Jacob June 17, 2004

Etnies

Horrible Shoes that only posers and girls that no nothing about skateboarding and wear them because they think that makes them "skaters". Well guess what it doesn't.

Poser: DOOD I GOT THESE SWEET ETNIES LAST NIGHT!!!!ONE!!!
Real skateboarder: Etnies are stupid and only posers wear them, besides they're all the same besides the color.

by Jacob January 30, 2005

taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party

lilith fair was a huge taco fest

by jacob March 23, 2003