Jacob's definitions

R1-Up

From the popular video game on the "crappy" PS2 console, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (PC VERSION IS BETTER).
The buttons R1 and up call your gang members to kill you fo's!

Go to a store adn find a black guy in green. Yell at him, "R1 UP" and then a simple , "BITCH!".

by Jacob December 18, 2004

hackneyed

Something that is cliche or trite

Napoleon Dynamite references are incredibly hackneyed

by Jacob January 6, 2005

Haywud

Another funny phone call

Haywud Please?
- Haywud Who?
Haywud JaBlowme

by Jacob January 13, 2004

Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

by Jacob December 17, 2004

philosophistero

A waiter that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophistero, bring me my BLT

by Jacob March 15, 2005

Agony Dispute

A NARDCORE band from OXNARD!!!

oxnard hardccore

by jacob December 12, 2003

ombrero

A Mexican Waiter/Waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey ombrero, come bring me my food.

by Jacob March 15, 2005