Jacob's definitions

dliminator

of or accustomed to being intune with the one and only donald lim

yo dawg you are so on the ball today, what a dliminator

by jacob May 6, 2005

Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!

by Jacob May 7, 2005

warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by jacob July 16, 2008

Sannibel

Sannibel is is very fun person. She is very strong and confident. She is a very sweet, caring and fun to be around. She is very funny and laughs a lot.

Hi Sannibel!

by Jacob November 8, 2019

war

what the U.S should declare on France

We should blow up France

by jacob October 27, 2003

u

An abbreviation for the word "you" which is easier to type especially if you are text messaging over a mobile device

wut up w/ u?

by Jacob September 9, 2006

HFS

Holy Fucking Shit

A mullet walks by wearing hotpants and tie dye. You look to your friend and say, "HFS."

by Jacob November 11, 2003