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u

An abbreviation for the word "you" which is easier to type especially if you are text messaging over a mobile device
wut up w/ u?
by Jacob September 9, 2006
mugGet the umug.

ombrero

A Mexican Waiter/Waitress that works at Waffle House
Hey ombrero, come bring me my food.
by Jacob March 15, 2005
mugGet the ombreromug.

Agony Dispute

A NARDCORE band from OXNARD!!!
oxnard hardccore
by jacob December 12, 2003
mugGet the Agony Disputemug.

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.
Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?
by Jacob June 7, 2004
mugGet the Gaffledmug.

hackneyed

Napoleon Dynamite references are incredibly hackneyed
by Jacob January 6, 2005
mugGet the hackneyedmug.

hawthorne heights

this band sucks. they arent emo or hardcore. they have 3 fucking guitars. not even metal bands have that many.they lyrics suck and the vocals guy has a whiny voice. they suck live also.
hawthorne heights=shitty band with shitty wanna be emo fans....
by Jacob June 21, 2006
mugGet the hawthorne heightsmug.

Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed
by Jacob December 17, 2004
mugGet the Certofoedmug.

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