Jacob's definitions

Agony Dispute

A NARDCORE band from OXNARD!!!

oxnard hardccore

by jacob December 12, 2003

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.

Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?

by Jacob June 7, 2004

camis pregnant Joke

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.

It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.

"Sarah has AIDS, aahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah" is a camis pregnant joke

by Jacob November 29, 2004

ombrero

A Mexican Waiter/Waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey ombrero, come bring me my food.

by Jacob March 15, 2005

u

An abbreviation for the word "you" which is easier to type especially if you are text messaging over a mobile device

wut up w/ u?

by Jacob September 9, 2006

japolac

refering to one of complete transgender values. Used when refering to one who has no means of telling apart men and women.

OMG! Johhny is a Japolock because he fucks guys and girls!

by Jacob April 8, 2003

flitz

Flitz means to make out when other people are around.

She and I flitzed at Sam's party until we had to leave.

by jacob December 22, 2004