Jacob's definitions

Boss Hogg

Jefferson Davis Hogg. Corrupt, short, banty rooster-esque character who ran the town of Hazzard in the classic television show The Dukes Of Hazzard.

Dangit, Boss Hogg done sent Roscoe after us again!

by Jacob November 12, 2003

Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.

"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"

by Jacob May 6, 2004

six-down

Refering to police officers po-po,pigs,five-o ect. The old style six shot police .357 magnum or the like in a holster, hence the bullets are six in quanity and facing down.

Six-down fool, run!

by jacob November 14, 2003

Kazaa bitch

Just as it says, a Kazaa Bitch is someone who downloads way too much from Kazaa. Can also be used for Alltheweb.com (Alltheweb bitch) and various other downloading means.

hey im downloading music cuz im a cheap ass white boi who wants to get slapped with a law suit

by Jacob May 21, 2004

Ksalvador

A position of oral sex known fluently by the homosexual community.

Kyle and Randy tried the Ksalvador last night and enjoyed it to a great extent.

by Jacob October 27, 2004

hackneyed

Something that is cliche or trite

Napoleon Dynamite references are incredibly hackneyed

by Jacob January 6, 2005

Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

by Jacob December 17, 2004