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Shreevey Beave

a chemistry teacher at PBCC, who is not great, but in fact simply better than dr. kreiger
Shreevey Beave, SHREEVEY BEAVE...Shreevey Beave, Shreevey Beave...Kreiger is an asshole, Shreevey Beave
by jacob October 27, 2004
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Daytime Insomnia

1. One result of procrastination.

2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*
by Jacob February 13, 2005
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whoody doo

1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.
Whoody doo! I just won the lottery!

*to the teacher* I didn't do my homework, whoody doo.
by Jacob September 11, 2003
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swag

person 1:what does swag mean

person 2: it means well i can rlly explain it georgia is swag

person 1:ohhhh
by Jacob March 24, 2021
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taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party
lilith fair was a huge taco fest
by jacob March 23, 2003
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Agony Dispute

A NARDCORE band from OXNARD!!!
oxnard hardccore
by jacob December 12, 2003
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ombrero

A Mexican Waiter/Waitress that works at Waffle House
Hey ombrero, come bring me my food.
by Jacob March 15, 2005
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