Jacob's definitions

death metal

Usually associated with satan and hell etc. but is often philosophical and nihilitist, rather that just purely satanic. Highly technical and complicated form of music, which sounds harsh and raw because of harsh growly vocals and heavy use of distortion and bass on songs. All death metal songs and bands do not sound the same, each one has different riffs and every band has their own vocal style, because nobody growls/rasps the same as anybody else. Covers a wide age range (just go to a gig) and is not racist. (thats a minority of heaveily satanic black metal, e.g. Burzum, who believed in dominancy of the aryan populace of norway) Sepultura have a black singer currently so that screws that argument. Anyone who thinks that death metal is all the same, then they don't have to listen to it, and don't have to slag of fans of the genre for ENJOYING the music. We don't simply do it to look hard.

Possessed, Death, Morbid Angel, At the Gates, Nile, Cannibal Corpse to name but a few, all from different areas of the death metal spectrum.

by jacob September 17, 2003

noodlefreed

Noodlefreed was created at a confrence of word creators. It has come to have three known definitions;
1. To become freed by a noodle.
2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you in the long run.
3. To use a noodle to escape to freedom

Bill was noodlefreed when he used a piece of spagetti to unlock the exit door of the pasta factory.

by jacob December 21, 2004

IRL

Indy Racing League: A breakaway from CART which uses no turbo or superchagers on their cars, and thus the cars are cheaper. This was meant to allow lower funded teams to compete, but resulted in many incompetent teams and, in its early days, wrecks on the pace lap. The IRL's main event is the Indy 500, which used to be a CART event.

IRL drove me away from open wheel racing and back to NASCAR.

by Jacob November 12, 2003

Gloveja

1. The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed.
2. Something similar to the cultivated, groomed hair on the human upper lip, as:
A. A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of an animal.
B. Distinctive coloring or feathers near the beak of a bird.
C. Food or drink sticking conspicuously to the upper lip.

1. I hate when I have to shave my gloveja.

2. Sometimes when I drink milk, I get a milk gloveja

by Jacob December 17, 2004

SMU

private school in Dallas filled with snobby, rich kids who alue their life on their material possessions and obsess over attire and transportation....

That girl is so SMU, she drives a BMW, is carrying a Louis Vuitton purse, and only got in because her dad paid for that building.

by Jacob December 2, 2003

Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.

There another shot of ass grease

by Jacob January 13, 2004

dyar

A knucklehead mcspazmitron that thinks hip-hop and rap are the same thing. He also thinks his MP3 player is the shit.

You think rap and hip-hop are the same thing? You're SUCH a Dyar!!!

by Jacob April 22, 2005