Jacob's definitions

dist

To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.

I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.

by Jacob May 3, 2004

taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party

lilith fair was a huge taco fest

by jacob March 23, 2003

Triton Eye

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.

by Jacob May 5, 2005

po white trash

commonly reffered to as trailer trash, or walmart shoppers/

1. gurl you po white trash!
2. You got so many cars up in your yard, I'm thinkin' you po white trash
3. see. incest

by jacob April 1, 2005

krinklde

Slang term I made up.
Describes a penis when in cold temperatures.

Dude, I would have taken off my shorts, but my dick was all krinklde.

by Jacob January 13, 2004

bob marley

holds the record for most weed smoked in a day.
the king of reggae music. from jamacia. required by his religion to smoke weed.

bob marley is my hero

by jacob July 7, 2006

Sannibel

Sannibel is is very fun person. She is very strong and confident. She is a very sweet, caring and fun to be around. She is very funny and laughs a lot.

Hi Sannibel!

by Jacob November 8, 2019