99 definitions by Jacob

sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by Jacob February 25, 2006

u

An abbreviation for the word "you" which is easier to type especially if you are text messaging over a mobile device

wut up w/ u?

by Jacob November 12, 2003

philosophister

A waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.

by Jacob March 15, 2005

getting my jesus on

to pray or go to church.

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

by Jacob June 25, 2004

mora

short for moron. used by pecker necks with no life.

Dang it mehn, he's a mora!

by Jacob September 10, 2003

Etnies

Horrible Shoes that only posers and girls that no nothing about skateboarding and wear them because they think that makes them "skaters". Well guess what it doesn't.

Poser: DOOD I GOT THESE SWEET ETNIES LAST NIGHT!!!!ONE!!!
Real skateboarder: Etnies are stupid and only posers wear them, besides they're all the same besides the color.

by Jacob January 31, 2005

Nupee pu

The act of spreading peanut butter on one's scrodum and then sending your dog to lick it off

Sean:Don't listen to him he goes to a sped teacher named Vangie!
Bryce:Hey sean, don't make me give you a Nupee pu!

by Jacob April 30, 2004