Jacob's definitions

Simple Plan

Crappy band that has a lead singer that sounds like a Pre-teen girl. One of the many bands that are driving the rock genre into the ground.

Thanks to bands like simple plan rap is taking over and rock is going downhill.

by Jacob January 30, 2005

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 7, 2003

Horrible band

See Simple Plan Good charlotte U2.

Those Bands really suck.

by Jacob January 30, 2005

yonkstunburgerston

to steal something while annoying somebody

im annoying this person i may as well yonkstunburgerston somthing while im at it

by jacob March 28, 2004

1337

the mark of a leet n00b. (in the leet alphabet '1337' actually means IEET wich is no existing word. therefore outwrite stating to the l_337 l\l1l\ly45 out there, that they are a uber n00b)

im so 1337, im thriteen and have no concept of reality so i copy what other people are doing and have no grasp of what image i am portraying to the world.

by Jacob July 23, 2006

pmgz

same concept as "pwned."
reall meaning: "omgz"
other way of saying it: "pmg!"
or "pmg!!!1111111"

me: "pmgz! i just killed someone on accident!"
loser: "what does 'pmgz' mean?"
me: "losah."

by Jacob June 17, 2004

R1-Up

From the popular video game on the "crappy" PS2 console, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (PC VERSION IS BETTER).
The buttons R1 and up call your gang members to kill you fo's!

Go to a store adn find a black guy in green. Yell at him, "R1 UP" and then a simple , "BITCH!".

by Jacob December 18, 2004