JMSMD's definitions

GILF

Governor I'd like to fuck

Sarah is a really hot VP candidate! What a GILF! A governor I'd like to fuck!

by JMSMD October 22, 2008

vagiseal

Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchy attitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such as an immediate but temporary cure for vagitude. Caution: the repercussions of vagiseal use may be harmful to the gentleman employing such closure tactics.

My g/f was going on and on about how we never go out, how we never have serious conversations, how I spend too much time with the guys, blah, blah, blah... I could not stand it any longer, so I gave her a dose of vagiseal! That shut up the bitch!

by JMSMD January 26, 2008

vagitudinal scale

How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.

Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.

by JMSMD September 25, 2006

bulldozing with your tits

Woman manipulating or pushing a guy around to get her way. Most appropriately used to describe an irritating bitch with big tits.

I am tired of you always trying to get your way, pushing me around and giving me vagitude. Stop bulldozing with your tits! You're not getting your way!

by JMSMD September 25, 2006

foreskin

Useless piece of male flesh. Discarding this person would have no ill effects. When the doctor/raabi circumsized this person as an infant they threw away the wrong piece of flesh, leaving the "foreskin" to roam the earth to annoy people.

John is such a foreskin! He is absolutely worthless

by JMSMD July 25, 2008

fobamanization

Short form of "Fucking Obamanization", where the "f" is silent. New, poorly thought out, polical policies designed to be popular with lower and middle classes, conjured up by Obama, to "help" the general public, such as health care reform, or to bailout big business. These policies are believed to be helpful, but in the long run are tremendously detrimental to the public. Example: The bailout is going to cost later generations due to a big, expanding Federal deficit.

Obama is trying to change health care policies to make it more accessible, but at the cost of the health care providers and hospitals. It will lower accessibility of health care and worsen the quality. This, like the automakers bailout, will hurt the public in the long run. This is a total fobamanization!

by JMSMD July 16, 2009

vagitude

woman with a bad, sour or irritating attitude - derived from vaginal attitude, or "vagitude".

Steph, I know you had a bad day, but why are you taking it out on me?! Stop giving me vagitude!

by JMSMD September 14, 2006