JMSMD's definitions
T-C theory (Tit-Calf theory) states, very simply, that girls with large tits have skinny calves. Conversely, girls with small tits have full calves.
Did you notice Patty has nice big tits but beanpole legs? And Lori has tiny tits but really atheletic calves? They follow the T-C theory!
by JMSMD September 25, 2006
Get the T-C Theorymug. Woman manipulating or pushing a guy around to get her way. Most appropriately used to describe an irritating bitch with big tits.
I am tired of you always trying to get your way, pushing me around and giving me vagitude. Stop bulldozing with your tits! You're not getting your way!
by JMSMD September 25, 2006
Get the bulldozing with your titsmug. Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchy attitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such as an immediate but temporary cure for vagitude. Caution: the repercussions of vagiseal use may be harmful to the gentleman employing such closure tactics.
My g/f was going on and on about how we never go out, how we never have serious conversations, how I spend too much time with the guys, blah, blah, blah... I could not stand it any longer, so I gave her a dose of vagiseal! That shut up the bitch!
by JMSMD January 26, 2008
Get the vagisealmug. by JMSMD October 22, 2008
Get the GILFmug. a useless piece of flesh. One who exhibits no real value as a human being, yet is often full of himself. Everyone could live without this annoying person.
JP adds little to our department. He only gets in the way, irritates everyone, and is contrary to everyone else's input. JP is such a foreskin!
by JMSMD February 18, 2006
Get the foreskinmug. Short form of "Fucking Obamanization", where the "f" is silent. New, poorly thought out, polical policies designed to be popular with lower and middle classes, conjured up by Obama, to "help" the general public, such as health care reform, or to bailout big business. These policies are believed to be helpful, but in the long run are tremendously detrimental to the public. Example: The bailout is going to cost later generations due to a big, expanding Federal deficit.
Obama is trying to change health care policies to make it more accessible, but at the cost of the health care providers and hospitals. It will lower accessibility of health care and worsen the quality. This, like the automakers bailout, will hurt the public in the long run. This is a total fobamanization!
by JMSMD July 16, 2009
Get the fobamanizationmug. by JMSMD September 14, 2006
Get the vagitudemug.