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Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchy attitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such as an immediate but temporary cure for vagitude. Caution: the repercussions of vagiseal use may be harmful to the gentleman employing such closure tactics.
My g/f was going on and on about how we never go out, how we never have serious conversations, how I spend too much time with the guys, blah, blah, blah... I could not stand it any longer, so I gave her a dose of vagiseal! That shut up the bitch!
by JMSMD January 26, 2008