11 definitions by JMSMD
by JMSMD November 11, 2005
T-C theory (Tit-Calf theory) states, very simply, that girls with large tits have skinny calves. Conversely, girls with small tits have full calves.
Did you notice Patty has nice big tits but beanpole legs? And Lori has tiny tits but really atheletic calves? They follow the T-C theory!
by JMSMD September 24, 2006
Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchy attitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such as an immediate but temporary cure for vagitude. Caution: the repercussions of vagiseal use may be harmful to the gentleman employing such closure tactics.
My g/f was going on and on about how we never go out, how we never have serious conversations, how I spend too much time with the guys, blah, blah, blah... I could not stand it any longer, so I gave her a dose of vagiseal! That shut up the bitch!
by JMSMD January 26, 2008
Short form of "Fucking Obamanization", where the "f" is silent. New, poorly thought out, polical policies designed to be popular with lower and middle classes, conjured up by Obama, to "help" the general public, such as health care reform, or to bailout big business. These policies are believed to be helpful, but in the long run are tremendously detrimental to the public. Example: The bailout is going to cost later generations due to a big, expanding Federal deficit.
Obama is trying to change health care policies to make it more accessible, but at the cost of the health care providers and hospitals. It will lower accessibility of health care and worsen the quality. This, like the automakers bailout, will hurt the public in the long run. This is a total fobamanization!
by JMSMD July 17, 2009