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foreskin

Useless piece of male flesh. Discarding this person would have no ill effects. When the doctor/raabi circumsized this person as an infant they threw away the wrong piece of flesh, leaving the "foreskin" to roam the earth to annoy people.
John is such a foreskin! He is absolutely worthless
by JMSMD July 25, 2008
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foreskin

a useless piece of flesh. One who exhibits no real value as a human being, yet is often full of himself. Everyone could live without this annoying person.
JP adds little to our department. He only gets in the way, irritates everyone, and is contrary to everyone else's input. JP is such a foreskin!
by JMSMD February 18, 2006
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vagitude

woman with a bad, sour or irritating attitude - derived from vaginal attitude, or "vagitude".
Steph, I know you had a bad day, but why are you taking it out on me?! Stop giving me vagitude!
by JMSMD September 14, 2006
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T-C Theory

T-C theory (Tit-Calf theory) states, very simply, that girls with large tits have skinny calves. Conversely, girls with small tits have full calves.
Did you notice Patty has nice big tits but beanpole legs? And Lori has tiny tits but really atheletic calves? They follow the T-C theory!
by JMSMD September 25, 2006
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