JIMBOB's definitions

Ambo

A small Amit Patel Variant used as small attack dogs

Im gonna get my ambo to rip your balls off jimbob

by JimBob December 25, 2003

Shaun Dean

A big homo who is a straitedge loser who knocks people's beers out of their hands at rock shows.
ie HARDCORE

see PAIN TRAIN

Hey, Shaun Dean, I'm gonna beat your ass with an empty whiskey bottle you little bitch.

by JIMBOB January 20, 2004

obalay

when attempting to breakdance in front of people, this can be yelled out suddenly/randomly to get everyone's attention.

can also add "west-punjab" at the end of routine

breaking breakdancer: check out my dance moves *dance* *dance* *dance* OBALAY!!!

by jimbob February 15, 2003

Formula 1

The pinnacle of motor racing. First began in 1950 at Silverstone England. Great racers: Fangio 5 championships, Prost 4 championships Senna 3 Championships. and now Schumacher who has 7. Open wheel racing, akin to the IRL, but they also turn right. Race once a year at the Indy 500 backwards.

- Schumacher has won again, his 83 F1 victory.
- Oh cobblers

by Jimbob March 18, 2005

FATLOCK

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.

1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"

by JIMBOB January 22, 2004

Homsar

Acronym for Home Of My Stories and Rants, or www.homsar.com

by JimBob May 1, 2003

diti muff

an EXTREMELY hairy cunt or beaver. so hairy that it seems to defy the laws of physics. this term cannot be used loosely.

omfg did u see the diti muff on that heffer?

by jimbob February 15, 2003