To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.
Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.
To be the first one to do something spectacular. Derived from the Russian Cosmonaut, Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space.
Anthony knew that the only way to boost sales on his AT-HOME-LIPOSUCTION kit was to do a Yuri and have his cousin Sal videotape the amazingly simple procedure using a bicycle pump, surgical tubing and a turkey baster.
An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.
Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.
While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.
Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.
A mild interjection suggesting disappointment.
Catshit! My draft number is 14...I'm either getting a Rhodes scholarship or wearing a dress to my induction physical in Little Rock.
The sons of Saddam Hussein who were adjudged not fit to breed and were given an infusion of lead instead of vasectomies.
Qusay and Uday were rendered sterile by means of numerous implants of copper coated lead boluses of 5.56mm diameter.
A penalty for tardiness in Japan.
Kimiko warned Joshiro to be at the train station at 9:03 or bereft behind.