317 definitions by Harry flashman

A penalty for tardiness in Japan.
Kimiko warned Joshiro to be at the train station at 9:03 or bereft behind.
by harry flashman July 27, 2003
An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.
Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.
by harry flashman July 23, 2003
Great governmental system, doomed to fail once the masses figure out that with their vote they can loot the treasury.
Alex D'Toqueville, some Frog who toured and chronicled America, pointed out about 180 years ago the fatal flaw of democracy.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
A mild interjection suggesting disappointment.
Catshit! My draft number is 14...I'm either getting a Rhodes scholarship or wearing a dress to my induction physical in Little Rock.
by harry flashman July 09, 2003
To be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.
Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.
I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
Military acronym for Shitty Little Jobs Officer.
Ensign Velloquette was SLJO and his duties included postal audit, narcotics inventory/control, wardroom mess caterer, welfare and recreation fund audit, cash count inventory for the disbursing officers petty cash fund, enlisted linen supply serial number accounting, galley bean count, stadimeter calibration committee chairman, audio/visual tape inventory, small arms ammunition audit, fuel and lube oil testing program review board, nuclear weapons shelf life review and disposal board, mercury, polychlorinatedbiphenels, and berylium oxide storage and disposal board. Ensign Velloquette felt overwhelmed and underconfident his first day aboard USS Flounder (DD-666)
by harry flashman July 15, 2003

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