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317 definitions by Harry flashman

 
57.
A penalty for tardiness in Japan.
Kimiko warned Joshiro to be at the train station at 9:03 or bereft behind.
by harry flashman July 27, 2003
 
58.
An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.
Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.
by harry flashman July 23, 2003
 
59.
To be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.
Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
 
60.
To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.
I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
 
61.
Military acronym for Shitty Little Jobs Officer.
Ensign Velloquette was SLJO and his duties included postal audit, narcotics inventory/control, wardroom mess caterer, welfare and recreation fund audit, cash count inventory for the disbursing officers petty cash fund, enlisted linen supply serial number accounting, galley bean count, stadimeter calibration committee chairman, audio/visual tape inventory, small arms ammunition audit, fuel and lube oil testing program review board, nuclear weapons shelf life review and disposal board, mercury, polychlorinatedbiphenels, and berylium oxide storage and disposal board. Ensign Velloquette felt overwhelmed and underconfident his first day aboard USS Flounder (DD-666)
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
 
62.
A person who monopolizes someone else's infant, usually a mother-in-law or grandmother who believes the parent or parents undeserving of the child.
"God, what a baby hog," said Gretchen, "She's all over that kid like a hound with a ham bone."
by harry flashman October 11, 2003
 
63.
Of inferior quality or junky.
If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003