Doug's definitions

5-0

Another name for policemen

Oh No! 5-0! Get the fcuk out of ere! Run!

by Doug December 3, 2004

poopyoble

see giant smurf
(v) The action of woobling your poop- monkey.
(n) eskimo's hat.

"Help! Someone stop this man from woobling my poop-monkey!"
"Help! Someone stop this man from woobling my pooopyoble!"

by Doug March 21, 2004

soreny

Adjective used to describe Soren, when no other combination of desciptions will work.

That Soren...he's so..uhh..soreny.

by Doug April 11, 2005

DumbAss

1.John Kerry
2.Everyone who voted for John Kerry.

"That Kerry guy is such a Dumbass."
"Yea Bush is A LOT better."

by Doug November 22, 2004

sandwhich maker

A woman.

When my sandwhich maker stops working, I just hit it a few times.

by Doug March 12, 2004

Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road

Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss

by Doug April 1, 2005

texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

by Doug December 1, 2004