Doug's definitions

coyote girl

When you wake up the next morning and she's sleeping on your arm so you gnaw your arm off rather than wake her up

by Doug August 13, 2003

Shitcunt

The most uber stupid, idiotic twat you know.

Leroy is a shitcunt

by Doug November 8, 2003

Naphar

to exclude, to be a hater, member of the d-cups (see McNamary)

Hey, let's go out to lunch and naphar the heb

by Doug March 23, 2004

parofuah

This word is a derivitive of multiple ancient business jargon. It is a descriptive word used when an individual or group of people have more than one boss that are a pair of fucking assholes

I cant believe this I have to work the weekend while our parofuah are out golfing

by Doug August 25, 2004

scrubnub

someone who is not only a nub but a scrub as well

you are a nub... and you suck at life.... therefore you are a scrubnub

by doug May 21, 2004

5-0

Another name for policemen

Oh No! 5-0! Get the fcuk out of ere! Run!

by Doug December 3, 2004

Staind

Staind is a unique band, they are not labled as Nu metal anymore, Staind is about how Aaron Lewis is Feeling..for instances in Tormented he was a drug head that hated himself for it, and he has Bad ass songs that is not soft at all. In Dysfunction his life is still shit and they get a record deal or something like that from Limp Bizkits Fred Durst which helped there name come out in public and be noticed, in Break the Cycle he is clearing his life and breaking all his bad habits like he says in one of his songs i think. In that new one 14 Shades of grey, he has a daughter now (zoe Jane) and sings his feelings in melodies with fuckin great gurtarists... and if you are a wanna be fan like most people of staind there 4 cd's, not just 14 shade of grey and break the cycle.

Staind is by far the most kick ass band i have ever known

by Doug November 23, 2004