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deplegant

to be creative and/or weird, and to sometimes waste time
jesus kelly, stop being so deplegant, we don't have time for your deplegance!
by doug January 21, 2004
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cap girl

A type of person -- typically but not always in CAP -- who exagerates in order to boost self esteem. Cap girls suffer from a lack of substance in life, and attempt to compensate by being annoying, (see bitch), for the dual purpose of expressing their inner stress, as well as gaining attention.

SIGNS OF BEING A CAP GIRL
The most common symptom is excessive talking, and an extreme lack of ability for both semi-articulate and/or abstract thought.

In general they are daughters of white suburbanite yuppies who don't spend enough time with their children and over-emphasize work as well as material posession. This causes them to latch on to people -- especially men -- in order to cling to the idea that someone actually cares about them.

Almost uncannily intricate attempts to fit into whatever they deem as "mainstream society." Wearing very bright colors, constantly matching perfectly, trendy styles from name brands, ect.

please note that very few people are 100% cap girl, and everyone is at least a little bit cap girl.
Jane always uses the word "like" in her sentences, whats up with that?

Its because she's really has nothing to say, but she's too insecure to shut up. She's a cap girl.
by Doug December 14, 2004
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nub

A nub is someone who is not as advanced at something as you are. See n00b , noob
by Doug April 12, 2004
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Incest

A scented stick which emits a pleasant aroma when burned.
The house smelled lovely after I lit some vanilla incest.
by Doug March 1, 2003
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Boyden

Oh No! Here comes boyden! Hide the shit!
by Doug December 3, 2004
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slag

That chick is SLAG! Nothing but slag.
by Doug April 10, 2005
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l77t

Something a faggot would type in a tragically ironic attempt to seem l33t
Alec: i'm
Alec: l77t
by Doug March 6, 2004
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