Doug's definitions

trick

a trick is a ho's customer, hence turning a trick.

that trick had a nice caddy, so i stold it

by doug May 13, 2005

hoedad

A Hoedad is a tool used to plant trees. The Hoedads Cooperative was a unique social and political workforce whose members consciously or unconsciously partook in a restoration and healing of the northwest timber industry that too often was (and still is) motivated by greed instead of sustainable and sound practices.

When I was a hoedad my hands had thick callouses.

by Doug February 22, 2004

Louch

A term to describe a VERY ugly person

"Look at that kid, he is a louch!"

by Doug November 24, 2004

tub

synonym for oral sex

She gave me tub last night and it felt great.

by Doug May 13, 2005

Incest

A scented stick which emits a pleasant aroma when burned.

The house smelled lovely after I lit some vanilla incest.

by Doug March 1, 2003

Funpossible

Describes an act one wishes to do in the future which might be possible, though not definite, but would most assuredly be fun.

Mike: that might be possible
Doug: it might be fun
Mike: well it would definitely be fun

by Doug February 28, 2004

l77t

Something a faggot would type in a tragically ironic attempt to seem l33t

Alec: i'm
Alec: l77t

by Doug March 6, 2004