Doug's definitions

deplegant

to be creative and/or weird, and to sometimes waste time

jesus kelly, stop being so deplegant, we don't have time for your deplegance!

by doug January 21, 2004

hock

pester, bother, annoy

He keeps hocking me for sex. She keeps hocking me to buy her a new car.

by Doug September 30, 2005

rig

hot bitch

by doug June 26, 2003

got 'im

To be got.

Dude, why are you so irish? Asshole.
Got 'im.

by Doug March 12, 2004

artie

Noun: Fat Wop
Stared in "Dirtie Work" and cameo'd in "Old School". Took over Jackie's spot on "The Howard Stern Show" and it has never been better.

Loves Jack and water, Pizza, Coke, bread, and all foods.

I lost my girl, Dana.... "Atrie"

by DOug August 19, 2004

soggy waffles

a game played by extremely gay men were they all stand in a circle and jack off on to a waffle and the last person to jack off onto it eats it. i sware to god this is a real game

bruce and his posse were so gay they decided to play the game " soggy waffles"

by doug September 25, 2004

hoedad

A Hoedad is a tool used to plant trees. The Hoedads Cooperative was a unique social and political workforce whose members consciously or unconsciously partook in a restoration and healing of the northwest timber industry that too often was (and still is) motivated by greed instead of sustainable and sound practices.

When I was a hoedad my hands had thick callouses.

by Doug February 22, 2004