Doug's definitions

sandwhich maker

A woman.

When my sandwhich maker stops working, I just hit it a few times.

by Doug March 12, 2004

Shitcunt

The most uber stupid, idiotic twat you know.

Leroy is a shitcunt

by Doug November 8, 2003

parofuah

This word is a derivitive of multiple ancient business jargon. It is a descriptive word used when an individual or group of people have more than one boss that are a pair of fucking assholes

I cant believe this I have to work the weekend while our parofuah are out golfing

by Doug August 25, 2004

kniftahilt

A kitten takin to the hilt of anger.

A kitten in a beer glass.

by Doug February 28, 2005

bandwidth

The amount of data that can pass through an interface over time

The maximum bandwidth he could get while downloading an MP3 was 100 kilobytes per second

by Doug October 3, 2003

Naphar

to exclude, to be a hater, member of the d-cups (see McNamary)

Hey, let's go out to lunch and naphar the heb

by Doug March 23, 2004

coyote girl

When you wake up the next morning and she's sleeping on your arm so you gnaw your arm off rather than wake her up

by Doug August 13, 2003