DennisIsEvil's definitions

hummer

1. A stupid ugly piece of shit of an SUV driven by brain-dead soccer-moms and pathetic richboys who'd crap their pants if they ever drove off-road. Some are even given dubs and other idiotic crapola. Usually these pieces of shit can be found in the parking lots of malls and starbucks.

2. A blowjob

1. 10 bucks that hummer only sees off-road when that dumb bitch backs into a flowerbed.

2. Mary gave me a damn good hummer last night.

by Dennisisevil December 28, 2005

biter

Somebody who copies off everyone else. They ain't got the balls to be themself so they bite off of someone else.

Damn it Eric stop being a biter.

by DennisIsEvil October 11, 2006

ghetto

a run down poor side of town or when something is jerry-rigged and looks like it was made in ahalf-assed fashion.

1. That side of town is a ghetto.
2. Replacing a broken window with a trashbag and ducttape is ghetto.

by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005

ditchpig

An ugly obnoxious bitch. Waking up with one is the usual result of way too much booze and not enough wingmen.

I should really lay off the Jagerbombs I keep waking up beside a ditchpig.

by DennisIsEvil March 24, 2007

The Hitler Card

A common last ditch effort in a heated political debate to steer the argument back in one's favor by declaring your opponent's position to be that of Adolf Hitler.

Often times this is done with little thought as to whether or not adolf hitler was for or against a particular side. Who cares about logic it's just fun to insult your opponents by likening them or their beliefs to tyrannical despots.

If you wish to play the Hitler Card and not look like a total tool here's some examples of Adolf Hitler's stances or at least what he claimed publicly.

He was For: abortion, capital punishment, censorship, eugenics, gun control, racial purity, and vegetarianism.

He was against: atheism, capitalism, communism, democracy, drinking, the disabled, feminists, Jews, Jehovah's witnesses, Gypsies, homosexuals, labor unions, pornography, prostitution, psychoanalysis, and smoking.

by DennisIsEvil July 15, 2006

Shit Disturber

Somebody who just cannot mind their own damn business and stirs up trouble. Anytime there's a tenuous peace existing and it looks like a conflict is about to blow over or has come and gone expect some shit disturber to go and restoke the fires.

There are an awful lot of shit disturbers in politics.

by DennisIsEvil May 30, 2008

funzallo

Being poor and having no money. a contraction of Funds are low. say funds are low real fast.

I'd like to buy some new shoes but I got the funzallo.

by Dennisisevil December 13, 2005