DennisIsEvil's definitions
A great way to make sure sex won't be happening and you'll be spending lots of time sitting around the basement with a bunch of fat sweaty dorks.
Guy: I'm in severe danger of getting laid. This chick is nympho who ain't had sex in a month whaddo I Do?
Buddy: Don't worry I'll save you with some fantasy sports. Bros befo hos.
Buddy: Don't worry I'll save you with some fantasy sports. Bros befo hos.
by DennisIsEvil August 22, 2006
Get the fantasy sportsmug. Somebody who copies off everyone else. They ain't got the balls to be themself so they bite off of someone else.
by DennisIsEvil October 11, 2006
Get the bitermug. 1. A stupid ugly piece of shit of an SUV driven by brain-dead soccer-moms and pathetic richboys who'd crap their pants if they ever drove off-road. Some are even given dubs and other idiotic crapola. Usually these pieces of shit can be found in the parking lots of malls and starbucks.
2. A blowjob
2. A blowjob
1. 10 bucks that hummer only sees off-road when that dumb bitch backs into a flowerbed.
2. Mary gave me a damn good hummer last night.
2. Mary gave me a damn good hummer last night.
by Dennisisevil December 28, 2005
Get the hummermug. Somebody who just cannot mind their own damn business and stirs up trouble. Anytime there's a tenuous peace existing and it looks like a conflict is about to blow over or has come and gone expect some shit disturber to go and restoke the fires.
by DennisIsEvil May 30, 2008
Get the Shit Disturbermug. A common last ditch effort in a heated political debate to steer the argument back in one's favor by declaring your opponent's position to be that of Adolf Hitler.
Often times this is done with little thought as to whether or not adolf hitler was for or against a particular side. Who cares about logic it's just fun to insult your opponents by likening them or their beliefs to tyrannical despots.
Often times this is done with little thought as to whether or not adolf hitler was for or against a particular side. Who cares about logic it's just fun to insult your opponents by likening them or their beliefs to tyrannical despots.
If you wish to play the Hitler Card and not look like a total tool here's some examples of Adolf Hitler's stances or at least what he claimed publicly.
He was For: abortion, capital punishment, censorship, eugenics, gun control, racial purity, and vegetarianism.
He was against: atheism, capitalism, communism, democracy, drinking, the disabled, feminists, Jews, Jehovah's witnesses, Gypsies, homosexuals, labor unions, pornography, prostitution, psychoanalysis, and smoking.
He was For: abortion, capital punishment, censorship, eugenics, gun control, racial purity, and vegetarianism.
He was against: atheism, capitalism, communism, democracy, drinking, the disabled, feminists, Jews, Jehovah's witnesses, Gypsies, homosexuals, labor unions, pornography, prostitution, psychoanalysis, and smoking.
by DennisIsEvil July 15, 2006
Get the The Hitler Cardmug. An ugly obnoxious bitch. Waking up with one is the usual result of way too much booze and not enough wingmen.
by DennisIsEvil March 24, 2007
Get the ditchpigmug. Pathetic wanna-be posers who cling to everything cool and suck the lifeblood from it and then move onto the next fad or craze after the head trendy declares it uncool.
If it's a show or movie they'll keep quoting lines from it. If it's a song they will play it over and over again a zilion times a day.
If it's a show or movie they'll keep quoting lines from it. If it's a song they will play it over and over again a zilion times a day.
by DennisIsEvil July 15, 2006
Get the Trendysmug.