DennisIsEvil's definitions
Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.
by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005
Get the assclownmug. The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.
by DennisIsEvil April 15, 2006
Get the interstate pace carmug. by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005
Get the two o' clock charliesmug. Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.
1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.
2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
by DennisIsEvil April 12, 2006
Get the Cock-blockmug. The thing on your t.v. or radio that you turn to turn off music or shows that you deem "offensive". Puritans like the FCC and PTC seem to have no concept that this exists and believe that they need to censor everything in existance so there children grow up to be comfortably numb victims.
by Dennisisevil October 20, 2005
Get the dialmug. Jim: Hey Where you goin'?
Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"
Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.
Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"
Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.
by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006
Get the Taking the Cosby kids to the poolmug. Any vile or disgusting substance. Named after the actual definition which is the fluids that come out of a recently dead woman usually a nice cocktail of embalming fluid and leftover bodily fluids. Elderly women over 60 are preferred for this but beggars can't be choosers.
To get it you must go to a cemetery with very liberal security and a buddy you trust enough to commit breaking and entering with. You will also need said buddy to help you dig up the grave. Once you've hit pay dirt and found the corpse you put your lips around the vagina of the dead woman and have your buddy jump off a tombstone and onto the corpse's stomach and wait for the mung to splash up into your mouth.
To get it you must go to a cemetery with very liberal security and a buddy you trust enough to commit breaking and entering with. You will also need said buddy to help you dig up the grave. Once you've hit pay dirt and found the corpse you put your lips around the vagina of the dead woman and have your buddy jump off a tombstone and onto the corpse's stomach and wait for the mung to splash up into your mouth.
by DennisIsEvil October 20, 2006
Get the mungmug.