harley davidson

A once proud brand of motorcycles that were originally only owned by legit badasses back in the day. Sadly sometime in the `80s posers got into the act and Harley Davidson began to become more concerned with merchandising rather than building decent bikes and it became acceptable for doctors, lawyers, and fat bald guys having a midlife crisis to ride Harleys.

If you own a Harley Davidson edition anything you're not a bad-ass you're a pathetic poser urinating allover the once proud name of Harley Davidson. Fuckin' trendys always ruin everything.
Harley Davidson is now the very definition of selling out.
by DennisIsEvil July 15, 2006
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Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.
Jim: Hey Where you goin'?

Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"

Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.
by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006
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haul

To leave somewhere and go home or someplace else.
Sorry Guys, But I gotta haul.
by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005
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college

A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager.

You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world.

Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.
Jim went to college and was a pompous ass thinking he'd get a great job out of it. Now he mows lawns.
by DennisIsevil September 8, 2006
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assclown

Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.
Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown
by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005
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dingleberry

One who always feels a need to tagalong often uninvited. One who follows somebody everywhere.
Jimbo's little brother is being a dingleberry and following me everywhere.
by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005
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sausage-central

Anywhere a sausage party is taking place. Namely anywhere the number of guys far exceeds the number of women.
Man, That place is sausage-central. There ain't one chick anywhere.
by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005
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