DennisIsEvil's definitions

two o' clock charlies

Drunks who after being kicked out of the bar head out to local restaraunts.

Oh Great, the bars are closed here come the two o' clock charlies.

by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005

interstate pace car

The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.

Uh-Oh it's the interstate pace car everybody slow down.

by DennisIsEvil April 15, 2006

dial

The thing on your t.v. or radio that you turn to turn off music or shows that you deem "offensive". Puritans like the FCC and PTC seem to have no concept that this exists and believe that they need to censor everything in existance so there children grow up to be comfortably numb victims.

If you don't like what's on your t.v. use the dial and change the channel dumbass.

by Dennisisevil October 20, 2005

fantasy sports

A great way to make sure sex won't be happening and you'll be spending lots of time sitting around the basement with a bunch of fat sweaty dorks.

Guy: I'm in severe danger of getting laid. This chick is nympho who ain't had sex in a month whaddo I Do?
Buddy: Don't worry I'll save you with some fantasy sports. Bros befo hos.

by DennisIsEvil August 22, 2006

Shit Disturber

Somebody who just cannot mind their own damn business and stirs up trouble. Anytime there's a tenuous peace existing and it looks like a conflict is about to blow over or has come and gone expect some shit disturber to go and restoke the fires.

There are an awful lot of shit disturbers in politics.

by DennisIsEvil May 30, 2008

funzallo

Being poor and having no money. a contraction of Funds are low. say funds are low real fast.

I'd like to buy some new shoes but I got the funzallo.

by Dennisisevil December 13, 2005

Trendys

Pathetic wanna-be posers who cling to everything cool and suck the lifeblood from it and then move onto the next fad or craze after the head trendy declares it uncool.

If it's a show or movie they'll keep quoting lines from it. If it's a song they will play it over and over again a zilion times a day.

Napoleon Dynamite and Dave Chapelle were cool until the trendys got hold of it.

by DennisIsEvil July 15, 2006